Jokes of Uzbek journalists-2TO BE INSTRUCTED. Since January 1, 2004 the Sports TV-channel began to function In Uzbekistan. The special employee from the government which supervises what leaves for an ether is obliged to look behind its work and as though there was no sedition concerning the Uzbek authority. During this moment was transferring a football match. The image went poor-quality, frequently vanished, there were handicaps. THERE ARE NO SEX AND BLONDES IN UZBEKISTAN! In Uzbekistan for a long time there was a government censorship which supervised press. Once the censor who looked through advertisements in the newspaper "The Business-Bulletin of the East", the announcement has confused: "Two nice blondes will spend a time in the company of men". He has called all over again the assistant of the editor-in-chief, and then the editor. WHO FORMS A CLIMATE IN UZBEKISTAN? In weather forecast the newspaper "The Business-Bulletin of the East" has placed the information on a forthcoming cold snap within a week. Weather forecasters asserted, that cold air weights are coming from the part of Russia. The censor has apprehended these data a little bit strange. He has called the editor and in the sharp form proved, that the climate in Uzbekistan does not depend on Russia, "we have our way of development." © Copyright: Алишер Таксанов, 2009.
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