I was on an erotic quiz, 4 teams. My team was called “Show Me Your Hits!”
And I also asked about feminism. Does it apply to sex?
Otherwise, if a girl doesn’t ask me out on a date, doesn’t pay for me and doesn’t offer me sex, what kind of equality can we talk about?
I received the answer to shut up and take a piece of paper like the others.
Well, that sounds like equality.
First round - complete the quote. Correct or fun. For example: “I didn’t hear the question, but sex is definitely... Something I don’t have.” I answered. In Woody Allen's quote, sex is the answer to every question.
The second round was a test. For example, the most common words in a sex shop from customers. Several variants. One of the options. I just looking. It is was my words when I came to the swingers club with the words “I’m just looking."
It is true. What is difference watch to: football, stand-up or poses from the Kama Sutra in real time.
My team took last place. But we got a lot points for jokes. On the other hand, we failed the test, both cases because of me. Well, i did not knew, how much is nerves in clitoris. Moreover, my team was with girls, only one boy is me and they trusted me to answer this question. And by the way, answer is eight thousand nerves, not sixteen.
But I received gifts, kinda as the dumbest player, or as the most funny player, or both. I don`t know. The gifts was condoms and lubricants. And I gave gifts to the girls from my team. When the girl asked why I didn’t keep it for myself.
I replied: “What’s the point? The condoms and lubricants will expire again anyway.”
I bought myself a book to know more about sex, called Sex will come into your life, but I accidentally forgot it on the subway. This book was my hope...
So now my dates with girls look like a quiz.
What's your favorite porn genre?
Hey, where are you going?
By the way, I left myself one gift. He seemed to me. Inspiring. This is a postcard with picture a funny penis and vagina with the words “You can do anything!”
So, I know you can do it too!
I'm finished. Thanks, stay in touch!