Factory Krasny Stalinets

Алексей Браницкий
   Semyon Ilyich works at a factory called Krasny Stalinets (Red Stalinets). Powerful trucks, tanks and missiles are produced there. Semyon Ilyich exceeds the plan and works  towards 2042. The trucks of the Krasny Stalinets plant are very powerful. When they take off, the windows in the houses shake. And when a column of their tanks passes, the ground trembles under our feet. Portraits of Stalin are produced in the factory's art workshop, and poems by young Joseph Dzhugashvili are read in the red corner.
   In the city there is a club of security officers named after Lavrentiy Beria. Some factory workers visit this club after work. Felix Vissarionovich, a friend of Semyon Ilyich, studies there. At the club, they study the structure of a nuclear bomb, learn to shoot a pistol, and listen to lectures on the methods of special services. About how to hide unwanted side effects of activity and disappearing people in Babi Yar and other similar places. They are also told about enemies of the people, foreign agents, and friends of the people, security forces and oligarchs.
   On holidays, they remember that Lavrenty Pavlovich was not only an executioner, torturer and hunter of high school girls, but also a responsible worker. He also played the violin, painted pictures and sang Georgian folk songs in duets with Joseph Stalin.And while he was alive, a song about Marshal Beria by composer Anatoly Novikov was performed.
   There is also a club called "Young Demoman" (Yuny Podryvnick) in the city.It is visited by high school, university and college students.They learn to shoot with air rifles and  march in circles around the stadium singing songs about Lenin and Stalin. And when it rains, they march in the gym.They also discuss the possibility of undermining the world capitalist economy by issuing counterfeit dollars. Because capitalist-produced aircraft engines operate for 8,000 hours without interruption, while similar aircraft engines made in their country operate for only 2,000 hours. And this is offensive and, in their opinion, unfair.
   And on holidays they march around the city with portraits of Stalin and other prominent political figures (Mao Zedong).
   There is also a guitar club there, because Stalin played the guitar and sang romances.
   There is also a branch of metal workers there, because Stalin comes from the word Steel. There bands play hard rock and songs about heavy metal and iron and steel smelting.
   And in honor of Stalin's interest in motorcycles, there is a bike club and a karting stadium.