The Trans-Baikal Academy is operating. A farcical sketch.
The President of the Trans-Baikal Academy, Candidate of Philosophy, Doctor of Finance, professor of military strategy entered the large office-room.
- Have a seat!
The President of the TBA sat down on an upholstered chair.
- What is situation with design of new flying machines?
- We have connected with smart guys from Hong Kong. We sent there three sacks and five big sportage bags.
- It's good! Double the range and triple the maneuverability. It's necessary! The situation is complicated... What about the airspace control devices?
- The work is being carried out in the most active way. We put our man in the office-room of the head of the faculty at the Mikhailovsky Institute. He gets information there and informs us.
- Increase efficiency tenfold!
- It will be done!
- Youth need to be prepared for research and design activity!
- The boys and girls join the Sixers Movement and listen to online lectures on proper behavior.
- Okay...
(A rustle of papers taken out of the folder).
- And the projects "Buzina" and "Claw" - what is the level of their readiness?
- Our guys do a hundred abdominal exercises in one minute. We plan, after a week, to do two hundred and fifty.
- Explain the importance of the tasks!
- It will be done!
- What are your suggestions for speeding up the work?
- We have a smart person - he did a good job when changing the owners of the supermarket, he bankrupted a large corporation, covered up a buddy who stole a batch of computers. Is it possible to give him the rank of Quartermaster General? All tasks will be solved faster.
- I'll give the necessary order. I wish you success!
- All orders will be fulfilled. Our application has been in the finance department for a week now, and the money has not yet been transferred to us.
- I'll check it out.
The President of the TBA left the large office-room. He don't need to show a pass at the exit of the building: everyone already know him.
When he came out into the open air, he raised his head.
- Z-z-z-... Zh-zh-... Bang-bang.. Bum...!!!
"The guys are working!"
March 12, 2024 10:44
Translation from Russian into English: March 12, 2024 11:21
Владимир Владимирович Залесский “ Забайкальская Академия работает. Фарсовый скетч ”.
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