Bad caviar

 

In the State of Iowa there lived the boy named Russian Tit, and he was on a surname, as usual, Ivanov. This small man was also lazy up to passion, at the same time he was evasive up to impossibility. The boy liked to eat only maize. He liked it much more than  for example ukrainian  magnificent-ruddy loaf or russian baranka,  that is hard ring-shaped roll. It happened sometimes, the farmer speaks to him: « Тit, now we have the job. We shall go to thresh, shall not we? »

But that chap in fact is the pushful person, because all people around have from him the artful answer: « the Back hurts ». In sometimes they invite: « Russian Тit, we shall go honey to drink ». And the guy as the pushful person, immediately clears up a situation: « Allow, misters of the farmer to seize a cap, from your bungalow to jump out on honey fields, though into Near-Eastern open spaces, though into African! »

To him then all of them begin to explain: to you there, in anxious range to run there is no compulsion! Eat popcorn, eat caviar black Caspian, eat red caviar  from Kamchatka!

-  Damn! I can't eat this caviar. Always! At all times of my life,  -  with shout the pushful person replies.

And the farmer from rich bungalow of Washington, at the same time with farmers of hot prairies, all around become assured, that strongly mistakes Russian Тit. However it is not known to all of them: to guzzle caviar - let even with tea spoon - it is disgusting, as at one go it is possibility to destroy one hundred future fishes. It will be more profitable to eat one fish for lunch.

- Let's regret it. I mean the wonderfully brisk, wonderfully  flexible nature of waters! - this loud boy declares. - I to you not the murderer of all on the ground alive!

Russian Тit is very not clearly expressed, there are conversations in a bungalow magnificent and everywhere in America, and most likely the guy simply will to grow up maize in open spaces Near-Eastern and even on all fields of Africa for support of the boyish finance.

Whether so it? Who will wish to answer? Who does in accuracy know about this Russian Тit near Atlantic ocean?