200 million years ago, when the single super-continent Gondwana disintegrated into Europe, Asia and other continents, two mountain plateaus in the very center of Europe and Asia - from which Switzerland and Kyrgyzstan will form in the future - also began to move away from each other.
Since then, Kyrgyzstan and Switzerland have existed separately from each other, although they have been deeply kindred souls.
And finally, at the very end of XX and early XXI centuries, these two countries got the opportunity for direct communication with each other, and great love flared up between them again.
As once upon a time long ago even by geological standards, both of these countries were just the bottom of the world's oceans - and even then this mutual love began to wake up in deep tremors and movements of underground plates, volcanic eruptions, which gave rise to these mountainous regions, from them in own turn emerged two continents and their ascending summoning hearts.
In the beginning, everything went very well in whole harmony with the tectonic processes which orchestrated everything on Earth. The first president of independent Kyrgyzstan announced that he would build a second Switzerland from Kyrgyzstan.
And beginning was very fine. Switzerland and other Wests countries came to Central Asia with the kind supports and great investments to the future of this region.
But very soon president of Kyrgyzstan screwed and changed his mind, because it was a very troublesome business - to carry out progressive reforms, to prevent theft and corruption and do everything so that all government bodies work as clearly and accurately as the world-famous Swiss clocks.
Alas, the leader of Kyrgyzstan took an easy, well-worn path: instead of fighting corruption with nails and tooth, on the contrary, he encouraged it, doing everything to get rich himself, to become the wealthiest man on Earth - and finally to escape with his family from people judgement - run away to the just the same very Switzerland, as to paradise, leaving own people behind, robbed, depressed in poverty, dis-charming in a bright dream.
The leaders of other countries in Central Asia also did the same shameful things. They robbed and plundered own peoples in order to become the most richest people on the planet during their reign, trying to perpetuate their reign, or, if this could not be done due to coups, revolutions or just an accident, then all the same in the end, to dump with all family, again in the same flourishing Switzerland and hidden there. This is how great the love of Kyrgyzstan and the entire region for Switzerland was!
However, the leaders of other countries of the world did the same, because they also ruled predominantly by thieves, swindlers, bribe-takers and all kinds of other bad and stupid rulers, old rascals - all of them were only eager to rob and tap their peoples with the sole purpose - to buying villas, cottages and castles in Switzerland for escaping there from the wrath of the robbed people. What the fools they all were, doing such things, instead of building prosperous communities out of their misery countries! But our governors don,t understand such simple things.
Soon the most thieving, vile and inveterate scoundrels and leaders, bribe-takers and plunderers among peoples worldwide have gathered in Switzerland. And it was a very sad result and end for this beautiful Alpine republic - country began to suffocate from such new citizens, which was even much worse than once upon a time when Switzerland and Kyrgyzstan were suffocating under the rule of huge unsatiated dinosaurs, diplodocus, tarbonasaurs and tyrannosaurs.
And when Switzerland was already completely exhausted and was ready to die from such enormous pressure of so many overseas thieves, crooks, bastards and their sons, daughters, grandchildren bred on its lands - Kyrgyzstan came to save this once wonderful country.
The fact is that in this country the people tortured their presidents so harshly, so many times overthrew them from power and drove out of office, put in prison, beat and trampled, ripped off their skin alive, planted them on handle of spade, that eventually the authorities of the country learned to behave well, not to steal, not to be rude, and to ride on bicycles to the work - not in limousines and other luxuries - in general Kyrgyz officials of all levels have become as honest and decent, punctual and polite as civil servants in Switzerland once were.
And such Kyrgyzstan extended a helping hand to Switzerland - came there with a broom in one hand and a tough skinny whip, kamcha in the other - and, without hesitation, began to expel corruption and kleptocracy from this country at the root, whipping presidents, deputies and other leaders, burning with a hot iron especially matured corrupt officials who have already formed such bad habits at the genetic level.
This is how Kyrgyzstan repaid with kindness to Switzerland, a country that once came to help Kyrgyzstan, but in the end itself got bogged down in problems, and Kyrgyzstan eventually broke out of the swamp of corruption and saved its own sister and the whole planet from the dominance of cursed thieves and crooks in power.