*** - PARENTAL ADVISORY / CAUTION, RUSSIAN OBSCENE LEXICON: "MATЪ"! 18+!
EPIGRAPH:
"Wow! Mr. Colonel, what gorgeous women!...
- Those are - for you, Lieutenant, the "women", but for me - already a landscape! ... - A Russian Anecdote on the Leutenant Rzhevskiy.
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One clear morning, PAVLIK Ge was walking along the Oruzheyny Lane, - to his Office, - the Moscow Rep ffice of the US Caterpillar Inc...
LYUSKA B. was walking towards him - towards the Mayakovskaya metro station ...
PAVLIK G. winked at LYUSA B. and - grinned ...
LYUSKA B., being half a head taller than PAVLIKA G. e, showed him the tip of her pink, slobbering, but still a kind of erotic, rather, tongue, and, pulling up her tiny nose with her graceful nostrils, with a shock of her freshly washed hair, passed by ...
"Fuck for-MAD-lush! ..." - thought Pavlik Ge and stood up in a stupor ...
"Shit village-pri-Stolichny (after reading Irena Karapa in due time)! ..." - thought LYUSYA Be and - did not stop ...
PAVLIK G. wanted to catch up with LYUSA G. and give her pussy. Feet. With all my might. In the stomach. But - changed his mind: he was in a rush to work, - to his Office ...
The next morning PAVLIK G. again walked along the Armory towards the office ...
At the same time - LYUSKA B. again walked towards him, towards Mayakovka ...
"Oh, damn it, she sure fucking damn it!" - thought PAVLIK G. and got up in a corkscrew-stupor ...
“LYUSKA! Oh, ... LYUDMILA! " - suddenly unexpectedly, - for PAVLIK, - said LUSYA Be and stopped, - stretching out her slender hand to PAVLIK G. - in a thin purple mitten on her arm ... So here she stood and - smiled, and - clapped her black-brown, long fluffy cilia ...
"Wow, blah, papiorla! ..." thought PAVLIK B., but - he didn't show it, and - a little embarrassed - didn't say anything out loud ... But - then - he gave her his ANALI -stko "-sunyvnoe:" PAUL ... Ge ... ", and - reached into the inner pocket of his stylish blue in a thin cage," Made in Italy ", jacket for - his business card ...
So, so - they met, - at Oruzheiny, ... not far from - the four-story Office of the Moscow Representative Office of the American Manufacturing Company from the "Dow Jones-30" stock list, - Caterpillar Inc, Peoria, USA ...
And in the evening of the same day - and they got married ***, LYUSYA B, - for the first time, and PAVLIK Ge - for the third time ... And, whose cat mustache, huh? ... And they lived - PAVLIK Ge and LYUSKA Be, - since then, - quite happily ... - although, I must admit, and - not at all for a long time - like "the last time" ... Because: LYUSKA Be - did not like dry red Chilean " Sunrise Cabtrnet Sauvignon - from "Concha Y Toro", 2001, and also - walked on their tiny, but rather, - cozy, - as in their mutual family view, - one Khrushchev building in a white stone skyscraper on Kalinisk , In the center, - "a room with a balcony and (Ah! What!) - sign" - like "Wow! You are my creature - bare-footed, bosom naked! ... "- according to Konstantin Kelrov (1942-), - and - regularly, as well as - with some truly Orthodox, sophisticated and skillful frenzy, sucked not only all the PAVLIKOV blood OFF, - through - his veins and arteries, so carelessly overlooked by him in time, ... but - and - his sperm, - through x * y, ancient Orthodox and - post'Ympermska-Shavinisticheskaya PAVLIKOVA, - bright red Moscovite cr'OFF ' ear, ... and - HIS SPIT, - this, - his, - viscous, dirty-yellowish, - to tell the truth, - but, - regularly, - fed by PAVLIK himself with high-quality imported ones, since October 1917 itself! ilo- (G) E (d) vro (t) -space (s) -Kimya and Pindossovskim sokamy ... And PAVLIK Ge, - so to speak, - in the corresponding "answer", - REGULARLY zayebat - LYUSYU Ba , - that he himself - CONSTANTLY scattered his: dirty! smelly !, - socks! and - unpaired !, once colorful! striped !, but ... - shedding heavily, - now, - his socks, .. - about all of them beyond the Moscow Ring Road - "in the studio-Khrushchev" ...
AND PAVLIK - NO-NO-WHEN! - DO NOT piz * or LYUSKUYU Be - with feet in the stomach! ... -
Because, as - I was in love with her - BY THE EARS! ...
Well, .. - or ... - almost nyikagda ... gh ...
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
For marriage ** came the following COMPOSITION:
Lenok (PR), Eugene ("The Marketing Research (MR)"), Domna-Irena - senior janitor - ("Industrial design" + "PR"), Ninok - junior cleaner, and - concurrently - almost free, - well, so, - for a "free" brandy with grapefruit, - a certified aka "masseuse" of the "Glavova" bull "South Ossetian, - tanned, and - worn out, unshaven, forever, - neck, - which, that is, Ninok, - every free minute he strives to sit down somewhere! ... - to tie something like that for yourself, for yourself, for yourself, for yourself), and also - Vyacheslav Nikolaevich, "the Vice-President in Econimics & Finance ! ".... But, - the" Head of the Representative Office "of the Company himself - did not come, bastard, although PAVLIK Ge himself - and - in advance - cleaned his teeth with" blend-a-med'om ", and - e- barely forced LYUSKA Be - to do the same - with his, of course, - teeth ...