or tournament of bee’s poets (akyns)
on the major topic of Kyrgyzstan
The communication language of bees most closely resembles the art of Kyrgyz akyns-improvisers and komuzists.
Every day, early in the morning, several hundred scouts of bees take off out of the hive and fly on in different directions, in search of ripening nectar in gardens, fields, hills and groves.
After examining, they return to the hive at the very moment when thousands and thousands of working bees are preparing to fly out of the hive in search of nectar.
And here a real tournament kicks off between the scout bees. Each scout bee makes its presentation, playing on the komuz of its fluttering wings, dancing and whirling and singing.
This is how these speeches of akyns-bees-scouts look like if we listen to what they report. The names of akyn bees are given by numbers and in my translation, to what extent I managed to decipher them - their messages are also given in my interpretation, it is simply impossible to guarantee the absolute accuracy and expressiveness of the bee’s talking’s by human writings and speeches - it is much more accurate, logical and expressive than all our modern languages:
Akyn 1 (Zuuldak): Good morning, dear comrades, I flew in from the direction and side where the sun sets in the end of day - fresh poppies blossomed on the hillsides, the flight there takes exactly as long as a bee needs when it is resting in the middle of the day. I invite you all there, here is pollen, taste it and here is nectar from those flowers on my paws.
Akyn 2 (King's Cherry): Listen to me, brothers and sisters, I invite part of you flying to opposite side, where the sun rises - there at the same distance from our apiary I found a large greenhouse in which the owner grew tulips. Soon he will pick all these flowers and give them to flower sellers from the city, but if we manage to get there until noon, then will stocked up on the valuable nectar of tulips.
Akyn 3 (Chymyn-Kuyun): And I returned from the side that is between east and west. If you fly there, you will find an apple orchard there. The flowers are fresh and not touched with a poisonous solution, and peas blossomed nearby. They cannot be compared with the nectar of poppy and tulips, but I hope that one fifth of all bees will fly in this direction. The nectar of apples and pea flowers is very tasty and satisfying, and last year there was no apple harvest, due to spring frosts, so this the collection will be especially useful and needed to our family.
Akyn 4 (Hoveysweet): May all of us be lucky, wherever you fly, my humble hard workers, brothers and sisters, but if you fly strictly in the opposite direction from the course given by Chymyn-Kuyun, then there, at a double distance, you’ll find a secluded garden and courtyard where an old man today will pour last year’s honey from cans hidden in the basement into a glass jar to sell them to a buyer. He will be busy with this work until the middle of the day. He has excellent honey and I invite the most powerful bees for me, no more than 500 hard workers. And we can stock up on ready-made honey from last year.
Akyn 5 (The deer’s grass): I am calling for the fastest winged bees who can fly twice the distance in a day - on the slopes of distant hills that are visible on the left side of the exit from the hive. St. John's wort, chamomile, snake flower, turtle flower, mountain clover blossomed there along with other herbs and they have not yet been cut out and stock up by movers. This kind of nectar, if we bring home at least 100 daily portions, will be a very useful and valuable supplement to our daily diet and will save our young from many diseases.
This tournament lasts for 20 minutes.
After that, the dance, playing on the komuz, singing and circular dances are stopped, the results of the tournament are summed up and the winners are determined. And all 200 thousand bees make a collective decision - who and in which direction should fly, so that the productivity of the coming working day gets to its maximum.
I have long been studying the habits and language of bees and these tournaments of their scouts and akyns. And once I managed to impose for one bee's family and its scouts and akyns a very unusual tournament, load their mind to find answer for the questions: “How would a bee family, if it were in the place of citizens and authorities of Kyrgyzstan, begin to build a railway that will connect us with China and Europe? On which route to do it and how could the country get the most out of it?"
I promised them as a reward, if they would agree to such a tournament, a whole kilogram of pure honey.
And here are the best of bee's scouts, experts, akyns and analysts - they began to carefully study our problem from all sides in order to find a bee-wise solution to this issue that would be the best and most beneficial for the country.
To my surprise, it took them no more than two weeks to prepare this tournament, while the Kyrgyz authorities, experts and society dragged on this issue for many decades, and cannot yet come to
compromise and common conclusions beneficial for everybody and country - instead of this our experts and governors have just beating bushes and dead horses and blabbering endlessly, as if only prepare to do nothing and not collect honey of progress and future.
Finally the day of tournament came and I participated to that marvelous entertainment and could recorded what I capable to snatch out from such intensive, vivid and dynamic performances. I quote below some of speeches of bee’s akyns, scouts and experts, translated from their language into ours:
Akyn 1 (Poison for salvation): People have a short mind and they have been pulling rubber in this matter for 100 years. We will not, like them, be idle talkers and demagogues, but immediately build the main and shortest route along the Silk road main artery "Irkeshtam - Osh - Kara-Suu." The country will immediately gain access to the vast market of China, while the rest of the route will be completed and prepared - towards Europe. Indeed, bees, unlike people, do not need to explain the basic principles of logic and the fact that any business, even the smallest, always follows the path of least resistance, especially when it comes to global strategic initiatives. You have to start from this, every bee understands this, but not every person will get it at first sight, and many will remain captive to their delusions till the end.
Akyn 2 (Lightning): I fully support you, Poison for salvation, even the lightning of heaven finds the best and shortest way for his movement, so your proposal cannot be challenged and questioned. Only when this work is completed or near the end will it be possible to build another route that will connect China and Europe - along the northern route Torugart-Naryn, Kochkor-Balykchy and further through Bishkek-Kazakhstan and Russia to Western Europe.
Akyn 3 (Merciful soul): I have nothing to add to you, friends, I would only suggest that we help the neighboring country of Tajikistan, so that they lay a separate branch from the southern route to India and Pakistan - and then the entire hemisphere of the Earth will be connected together by this project and it will receive additional powerful nourishment and incentives.
Akyn 4 (Quantum dancer): I have no doubt, brothers and sisters, that the project will be quickly implemented, with the speed of lightning, how beautiful and beneficial it is for this mountainous country. But I would like to push the work in synchronous mode and on more distant sections and branches of this great route along the China-Kyrgyzstan-Europe and beyond it - connect the Chinese railways in the Far East with the Russian railways in far eastern Siberia in order to loop and unite all extended Eurasian routes and stretch the separate branch up to the extreme north - Kamchatka - and through the Bering Strait - across the bridge - connect the Eurasian railway infrastructure with the American railways into a single world chain.
Then people would be able to travel along these routes all over the planet - to arrange the most complete Eurasian and planetary tours. Let's hope that people, too, will soon learn to act in deep coercive and congruent concert as bee’s families can, working with the laws of synergy and quantum breakthroughs and miracles.
Akyn 5 (Zirek): My spirit is captivated by your excellent suggestions, dear experts and scouts of the bee’s kingdom. But in order to further help the people of Kyrgyzstan, we will not forget to connect these roads with the African railway network, through Saudi Arabia and the Sinai Peninsula. and lay a separate branch in the countries of Indonesia and Australia to connect with their railways. I would also suggest, without delay, to build high-speed monorails for those who would like to quickly reach the goal on top of these routes, as well as high-speed routes that will go along the meridians from north to south and back. So that the railways of the whole planet become something like the most modern metro that has entangled the world. So that everyone who gets on the wagons can enjoy a trip around the world and study everything on this trip, and can return home within an hour or two or get to anywhere in the world at will, if there was such a need.
Akyn 6 (Seismic sense): For me have nothing left to do, winged brothers and sisters, except to engage in the construction of underground routes. So that right on the bottom of the ocean, travelers can cross the Pacific Ocean - to connect the whole world with underground highways. After all, you will already do the rest before me and nothing else remains for me than getting deeper down to Earth. So I will have mastered deep railroad routes under the oceans.
Akyn 7 (Blue deep): I will support all of you, and inspired by you, dear elder brothers and sisters. And because for me too nothing left on Earth and under it very deep, let me turn up to the outer space and begin to immediately build railways in the Earth’s orbit around the planet, to loop the Earth through a system of stationary satellites and extend the lifting railways to them, more similar to elevators. These plans were developed by people half a century ago, and described in detail by sir Arthur Clark, but people are so slow-thinking, they always knew how to tighten and slow down any good deal. But not so with bees - we will quickly build this system around the Earth, and then around the Moon and establish a railway connection between Earth and Moon.
These will be marvelous routes extending in outer space - around the Earth and the Moon and long railway between them.
Just think about how the newlyweds who are embarking on a trip around the world will feel in a comfortable coupe of train which will moving from Kyrgyzstan along the longest Eurasian route from Bishkek to Balykchy - Kazarman - Osh, through Andijan, Tashkent, Bukhara, Samarkand, Tehran, Istanbul, Vienna, traveling all over Europe, glancing for week or two into England and Ireland, and returning back along the northern route through Dutch -Germany - Poland - Ukraine and all of Russia, so that in the Far East on the bridge across the Bering Strait to get to another hemisphere of the planet, travelling around North and South America and return back to Kyrgyzstan via Japan, Korea and China - and from Bishkek they will start by rail into space, circle the planet and go to the moon, and having made a circle around it, go back - to Earth, to Kyrgyzstan. This will be a journey worthy of our time!
Why do people drowning all in stupid debates, empty fears and even openly wrecking and ruining each other, putting off the best and most urgent plans for tomorrow, when everything becomes clear to the eyes of bees at first sight?
P.S.
I recorded a transcript of this tournament and on the basis of these data I intend to write a report to the Kyrgyz authorities, engineers, experts in the near future, so that they familiarize themselves in detail with the conclusions of one bee family. Although there is little hope: people will again cloud everything and slow down, put sticks in the wheels of a common cause, endlessly harm, cheating up each other’s, but still I am hoping...
The bee’s sacred secret
I need your kisses
and I want to kiss you
hundreds, even thousand times per day
as bee kisses and touches gentle
to fragrant flowers,
collecting heavens food,
nectar's of eternity
and healing herb's bouquet
for angelic liquors and teas
from dawn to sunset
so do I collecting
something extremely precious
from your lips, cheeks, breasts, Sweetheart,
that is reason of love and its sacred secret.