SCENE 1
You are walking through a hall, wearing 3D glasses. Projections of pictures on both sides. The hall is bright, full of vivid colors. Pictures of Renaissance, Boroko, rococo on both sides.
1. Mikeladjelo.
2. Rafael.
3. Da Vinci.
4. Donatello.
5. Karavajo.
SCENE 2
Then you see paintings of impressionism:
1. Mone
2. Mane
3. Renoir
4. Dega
5. Delacroix
6. Etc
SCENE 3
You come to the end of the hall. See the logo 20th century presents! The colors get grey and blurry; the hall becomes grey. Suddenly you enter into a big room. Different projections are running on the walls. Lots of installations in the room.
On projections all kinds of famous performances of 20th century, such as Marina Abramovic, Yoko Ono, etc. A lot of people cutting themselves, cutting each other, biting each other, barking, looking, masturbating, coming, not coming, fucking, fucking minds etc.
Among the installations:
1. A strange woman looks at the public with mad eyes. Name of the installation – a woman with mad eyes looking at the public.
2. A strange man looks at the public with mad eyes. Name of the installation – a man with mad eyes looking at the public.
3. Nearby 3 cubes:
Cube 1. a mad woman in a glass cube laying on the floor and sleeping; A sign – Maybe. A woman sleeping in a cube.
Cube 2. Another mad woman sleeping in a cube. Name: Maybe not. A woman sleeping in a cube-2.
Cube 3. A mad woman not sleeping in a cube. Name: a woman not sleeping in a cube
4. A cube with 3 men laying inside. Name: 3 men laying inside
5. A mad woman cutting herself with knives.
6. A mad man and a mad woman cutting each other with knives.
7. A woman being cut by the public.
8. A man in a cage. Masturbating.
9. Nearby. A man without cage. Masturbating. Maybe that’s not an exhibit.
10. Nearby a sign: Dear audience, asking you not to repeat the performances in the hall. You may watch them, we do not to watch you.
11. A toilet bowl.
12. Nearby another bowl. Some man is shitting. Sign: a man shitting on a toilet bowl.
13. Just a piece of shit near the toilet bowl. Name: a man shitting not in a toilet bowl.
14. Just a piece of shit near the toilet bowl. Name: Just a piece of shit.
15. Just a big piece of shit near the toilet bowl. Name: Just a big piece of shit.
16. Another piece of shit near the toilet bowl. Name: a piece of shit near the toilet bowl.
17. A toilet bowl. Sign: please do not throw up into the toilet bowl.
18. Nearby: some vomit. Sign: do not throw up near the toilet bowl.
19. Toilet paper. Sign: do not use the toilet paper. It’s an exhibit.
20. A small table with a huge dictionary on it. Sign: this is a dictionary.
21. Nearby a table with the dictionary, opened on the page with the word “Performance”. The word is marked with red. And a sign: this is performance.
22. A mirror. Sign: here you see the most amazing exposition of the 20th century. A fool who enjoys and applauses to all these stupid exhibits. Art should be beautiful and inspiring, but not disgusting.
23. Nearby a table with the book of Andersen. A naked king. Sign: if you haven’ got it from the previous one, please read his book.
24. Nearby a modern version of the book of Andersen. A fucked-up king. If you haven’t got it from the previous book, read this one.
25. A sign: if you still don’t get it, who is fucked-up, make two steps back to exhibit number 22 and look at the mirror.
THE END