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I am very sorry, but nobody can publish more than one picture at once. So I had to divide the book into many parts.
All rights reserved! PART 20
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Alex's mother took him to a park. It was a nice day; lots of people were walking around and most benches were occupied. Alex’s mother found a bench next to an unshaven, badly dressed old man. Suddenly he frowned his face, puffed, and then let out a big fart and, hunching his shoulders, sat still. Alex jabbed an accusing finger at him.
- Mom, Mom! That man farted! I heard it!
The mother’s face blushed as she pulled the child away, embarrassed.
- Alex, be nice!- she hissed at her son. –How do you think that man feels?
- But, Mom, he farted!-Alex exclaimed loudly.
People in the park all burst out laughing.
What sound does a wolf make?
- Well, Mike, what sound does a dog make?- the father once asked his son.
- Woof, woof.
- Good for you! And a cat?
- Meow, meow.
- And a wolf?
- Wolf, wolf...
Bleak future
Sonya, being curious, one day saw her grandfather on his computer and said:
- Grandpa, are you working now?
- No, Sonya.
- But then how do you get money?
- I live in your home and your dad feeds me.
Pause.
- Grandpa, so, when I grow up, do I also have to feed my dad?
He is a real man
Crying Julia run to her Grandfather.
-Grandpa, Alex said that he’ll eat my daddy!
Julia, come on, he couldn’t. He is a very small boy.
Grandpa, you don’t know him! When he says something he usually does that!
God as he is
One day at school Julia was taught the basics of the Christian religion, specifically that there is one God in three manifestations: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The wording of the first two terms was clear to Julia, but the Holy Spirit confused her and sounded different. After school Julia shared her impressions with her family:
- Do you know God is really interesting? He once lived as three people.
- And who were those people? - the older sister Sonya asked.
- God the Father, God the Son, and God ....God the Uncle!
Sonya burst with laughter and immediately picked up on the fertile topic.
- No Julia, there is still a God-aunt, God-grandfather and God-grandmother.
Wedding crasher
One day Alex had guests. It was a family of four children- three vicious, loud boys older than Alex and one little girl, looking scared and vulnerable with an uneven ponytail. The home was soon filled with noise and hullabaloo. Usually Alex was the noise maker of the house, and he did not like that his new friends were the ones making all the noise now. So he felt outraged and ran to his grandfather.
- Let's go for a walk.
- Alex, you have guests!
- They’re ruining the party. Don’t you see what they’re doing?
And then he added:
What’s going on with all these people…?
Children talk parents laugh. part 21http://www.proza.ru/2017/09/25/1175