Children talk parents laugh. part 23

Леон Катаков
Dear reader!
  I am very sorry, but nobody can publish more than one picture at once. So I had to divide the book into many parts.
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  PART 23

                The magic tree
Once Alex’s mom took him to the botanical garden, and was showing him around
- Here are tomatoes and cucumbers.
Alex listened quietly, then turned around and asked:
- Well, where do the meat trees grow?


                The slave holder
- Grandpa, get a water bottle and follow me. When I want a drink, you’ll give it to me.
Well, the new generation is smarter than the old one…


                Police? It’s a serious matter
When Alex was four years old he went for a walk with his grandfather every morning in his electric car. One morning, driving slowly up the hill, he suddenly saw a police car parked at the curb. Alex changed the route and passed by the police at a considerable distance.
- Grandpa, where is the police car now?
- The police were frightened and left – joked the grandfather.
Alex stared at his grandfather.
- Alex, I'm kidding.
- It’s not a good joke, Grandpa. Don’t you know that you can’t joke about the police?


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