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PART 39
Angry flowers
Julia asked her sister:
- What are these flowers, with such evil eyes?
Sonya laughed and started teasing her:
- Betty was misbehaving and her mother took her eyes out and put them on the flower.
That evening Julia turned to her mother:
- Mom, am I behaving?
- Yes, Julia.
- So, you will not take my eyes out?
- Why are you scared?
When the secret was revealed she said:
- No one will ever touch you, honey.
Logical reasoning
- All Sashas are bad!
- Why?
- Well my friend Sasha is bad and his grandfather Sasha is bad, it means all Sashas are bad.
- Julia, what if there are girls whose names are Julia and they are bad, does it means that all Julias are bad?
- No, because I'm Julia and I'm not bad. So not all Julias are bad.
Someone was very lucky
- Mom, is it true that everything, everything, everything in the world was created by God?
- It is true.
- I guess since he created chocolate, he could eat it as much as he wants.
An injustice
- Why did God create mosquitoes? I guess it’s ok if they bite Sasha, but why me?
She was wrong, Mom!
- Red Riding Hood’s mom didn’t love her!
- How do you know?
- Why would she send her to the forest where wolves live? You would not send me, right?
But there is a difference, too
- Dad, look that elephant is bald. Just like grandpa.
Then Julia thought a little and added
- No, not like grandpa. Grandpa’s head is bald and shiny, but the elephant’s head is not shiny.
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