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I am very sorry, but nobody can publish more than one picture at once. So I had to divide the book into many parts.
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PART 58
An unusual hippo
At the zoo Julia stopped before a hippo.
- Daddy what does it eat?
- Grass.
- I wander if it also eats meat then he may become stronger and bigger, maybe it will become a dinosaur?
One after another
One day Sonya attended a small funeral at a cemetery with her father. After a few minutes, she couldn’t resist nudging him and asking quietly:
- Daddy, after the funeral, will they bury that old lady over there too?
- What? - The father snapped.
- See, the one that’s crying really hard over there.
- Sonya, why should they bury that lady?
- Well, that’s why she’s crying, Daddy!
The story about a magic wand
Near Christmas, Julia wrote a letter to Santa Claus under her older sister Sonya’s careful eye.
- Dear Santa,
At Christmas, I want a magic wand, and a real one too, and everything else I’ll use the magic wand to do.
From, Julia
The next day Julia handed her letter to Sonya to proofread. She glanced at the letter and then shook her head disapprovingly.
- See, you can’t do that! He’ll never bring you a magic wand,- Sonya said.
- Why not?
- What do you mean? He only has one magic wand, and he needs it for himself. Otherwise, how do you think he’d wrap the gifts? Or put them all in a bag? Or send them down the chimneys?
Only two wishes
- Mark, what do you want for Christmas this year? - the father asked his son one night.
- Hmm…don’t worry Dad, I only want two things.
The father reeled back in surprise. – Well then, Mark, what are those two things?
Mark thought a bit before he spoke.
- First, a dog and an iPod. And second, a helicopter and a bike.
The low of gravitation
Alex was lately caught up in the history of God. He started the following conversation with his mother one day:
-Mom, where does God live again?
-Alex, God lives in the sky. He watches over the good people and bad people.
-In the sky? Does God have a house in the sky?
-I guess so, Alex.
Alex jumped up alarmed. –A house in the sky? But the house will fall and God will get hurt!
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