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I am very sorry, but nobody can publish more than one picture at once. So I had to divide the book into many parts.
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PART 57
A new kind of candy
- Mike, will you give me half of your candy
-There is nothing left, just some sweet saliva. Do you want some?
New game
- I want a whistle, I really want one, just like Mark has...
For a week, parents protested, but of course Alex won the battle, and got his whistle.
The next day there was a new game. Alex called his mother and as soon as she picked up the phone, started whistling into her ear and then asked:
- Can you guess who this is?
What a mermaid!
Water World. Big fishes, little fishes, and for some reason there is even a cage with tigers. Before leaving, Alex fed six little fishes to the giant rays, and then came to the final booth, selling the coveted ice cream. On the window Alex reads: "Mystic Mermaid." Alex immediately asked the saleswoman.
- Are you the mystical mermaid?
Saleswoman playfully acknowledges that she is the mystical mermaid.Alex gets up on his toes and overlooks the bottom.
- Where is your tail? Cut off? And who cuts it? The shark?
Where are they?
And who are you drawing, Julia?
-You, Dad!
-But where are my ears?
-They are still in the pencil
Handy nails
Mike looks at his mother's arms.
- Mom, I want such nails, as you have.
- Why, my darling?
- We’ll climb together on the trees.
The God wasn’t in the mood
On the road there is a dead bird. Julia asks her mother, “Mom, who killed this bird?”
- Nobody, Julia. It has grown old and died. And God took it to heaven so it could live a good afterlife.
- And then what? He did not like it and he threw it back?
My brother Christ
Father informs his son the stunning news one day.
- Mark, do you know that soon you will have a little brother?
- Wow, that's great! Let's go tell my mom...
As if she didn’t know!
A few minutes later the son once again shared his opinions.
- And let's call him the Christ!
- Why the Christ, Mark? - The father questioned.
- Well, so he’ll be good.
An useful part
The whole family was walking in the forest when they came upon an old gnawed skull.
- What is it, Dad? - Alex asked, disgusted.
- This is an animal skull, Alex. I think it belonged to a squirrel- the father replied.
- Huh? So the squirrel just didn’t want his skull anymore and left it?
It’s a secret store
- Where did Santa Claus get all the Christmas presents for all the children? - Mike asked his mother.
- From the store, Mike. From the gift store.
- But I’ve never seen it!
Children talk parents laugh. part 58 http://www.proza.ru/2017/09/12/265