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PART 74
Where are there?
At the zoo.
Alex went around, looked out, and in the end was disappointed.
- Did we miss the dinosaurs?
Sorry, Grandpa!
- Alex, when you grow up, will you buy a car for me?
- No, Grandpa, you are very old, you won't be able to drive a car, you will mix pedals.
Yes, I am spiteful
- Father, is there medicine against death?
- There isn’t. I mean it doesn’t exist yet.
- When I grow up and I will invent it. Then I will give it to you, but I won't give it to Ms. Livingston. She sent me to time out today.
The child is right!
Julia got a Siberian cat, Max, who one day was sterilized. Julia overheard the conversation of adults, and said in tears.
- Don't take him to the doctor anymore.
- Do you know, why we need take him to the doctor?
- I don't know why, I just have a feeling; he may not like it at all.
The philosopher
- Grandpa, do all people have to help each other?
- Of course, Alex,
- Then please finish my homework on mathematics.
Oh, this stupid dog!
Alex addresses to a dog.
- Are you silly, Tiera? You bark, bark the whole day. You need to talk!
Edible hands
Michael put a sticker with a picture of an orange on his left hand, and with a banana on his right hand.
- Look, look, this hand is the banana hand, and this hand is even tastier.
The fallback
From the letter to Santa Claus.
Dear Santa! For Christmas present please send me a magic wand, and please also send me $100 in case the wand doesn’t work.
Santa’s punishment
The family disagrees about government’s tax policy. Alex completely supported parents.
- If the government continues to raise taxes, Santa will not give them anything, right?
Rich Santa
Julia saw a rabbi in the street- in black, with a long beard.
- Mom, is Santa Claus in mourning?
- Yes, Julia, his reindeer died, - father joked
- Well, he can buy another. There are a lot of them in the zoo, and he has a lot of money...
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