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PART 75
It’s not a good joke
- Grandpa, how old are you?
- Sixty five.
- You are really old! When you were small, did you see any dinosaurs?
Grandpa didn't miss the opportunity for joke.
- Yes, of course I saw real big once and several small.
- Wow! And did you have a pet dinosaur?
- Yes, I did!
- And did he bite?
- Sometimes. I had a friend, and my pet dinosaur ate him.
- Grandpa, are you joking?
- Yes, my dear...
Are the sticks tasty?
- Michael, look, how long giraffe’s neck is.
- It’s not good to swallow long sticks.
I am not greedy!
- Michael, will you feed me from a spoon when I grow old?
- No, mother, I will buy you a straw.
Yes, they are guilty!
- When I grow up, I will became a senator and fire all firemen- Michael speaks.
- Why?
- So they stop setting fire.
Observation
- On all birds there is a lot of wool.
Hunter
Alex was six years old and parents bought to him a bb gun. And when Julia came to visit him, Alex proudly declared:
- Are you hungry? If hungry, tell me and I will kill a rabbit.
- Yes, I am hungry.
Alex thinks for a second...
- I would kill a rabbit, but I don’t think you can cook it.
Logic
Mike’s dad took him to swimming. After he parking his car, he found a dollar next to the wheel.
However…
- Daddy, it is my dollar, give it to me.
- Why is it yours? I found it.
- We drove here because of me
- Yes.
- If I had no swimming, we wouldn’t have come here, right?
- Right
- So it is mine. Give it to me.
The little woman
Julia’s dad was working in the garden when he saw her.
- Julia, come here, give me a kiss
- No, daddy, you have to wash your hands and change your clothes first
Pause.
- And then turn on my movie on the TV!
Electronics are elsewhere
Julia guessed.
- I know why it is dark at night. I think God turns off the Sun so he can sleep too.
A garden in dad’s tummy
Mark was watching his father eat peppers. At last, he said
- Look, don't eat the seeds, or they will grow in your stomach.
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