Suddenly Lelik awoke, because he wanted to piss. He opened his eyes. It was not very dark in the room, as some kind of bluish light was spreading from the window. That light seemed to be moonlight.
«It’s the Moon, surely!» – he thought.
He decided to get up and come up to the window to have a look at that strange illumination. He took the blanket off him and suddenly understood that he was completely bare. He remembered that Milena washed him yesterday. Mechanically he touched his cheek, it was without any beard and absolutely smooth. Vaguely Lelik remembered that she had spread some cream on his body.
– However, that’s a good cream!
And, suddenly, he clearly remembered the whole day before!
– She shaved not only my face!
He touched his skin between his legs. There was not any hair on it at all! The whole skin was smooth and pleasant as if he was a child!
Oh, shit!
He did not even know whether it was good or bad. But there was not any bristle either. He was touching his skin, his phallus and testicles with his hand.
– Devil, I’m like a little boy! Completely bare! What a mistress! What’s the hell with my hair… it’ll grow up, that’s no matter.
At last, he decided to rise up and come up to the window, in order to find out what kind of blue light was shining there. The floorboards creaked deceitfully. Quietly, trying to avoid any noise, carefully Lelik came up to the window.
– THAT’S NOT EARTH AT ALL!
THERE WERE TWO MOONS IN THE SKY! It was a breathtaking scene! Everything around was covered with blue light!
– WOW! HOLY JESUS!
Through the window Lelik saw a small garden, trees, some garden beds. Absolutely everything was covered by that pleasant blue light.
– Yes, surely this isn’t our planet Earth.
However, this idea somehow did not frighten Lelik at all.
– Two moons. But… how can it be possible? Yes – but that is not Earth, so it can be possible, maybe.
At last Lelik remembered why he had awaken.
– I need to go to the toilet to piss.
He made a move towards the door, trying to move without any noise or creaks, but he was not good at doing that. He seemed to stomp and creak all over the house. He tiptoed to the door and started opening it quietly. There was a small hall outside the door and there were also several doors. They looked like Lelik’s door with a stained glass window. Lelik slided in this hall-corridor. There was another window with blue light shining through it. Near the wall there were a small sofa, some arm-chairs and chairs.
Looking around, suddenly Lelik thought:
– Maybe, behind one of these doors Milena is sleeping. The Mistress!
He smiled. Maybe, the Mistress is worth going to. He even forgot that he had wanted to visit a toilet and piss. He crept up to one of the doors and carefully touched the handle. It was impossible to see anything through the patterned glass.
– What if she is not there? Maybe she is behind another door…
Trying to keep quiet, Lelik came up to another door and opened it gently. A bed. There was Milena on the bed, sleeping. Upon the blanket, on Milena’s legs, a red cat was lying. Lelik’s heart started pounding frantically, he felt dryness in his mouth, and suddenly he lost his breath. His blood hammered in his temples. His phallus began erecting treacherously. He already wanted to make a step, but at that moment suddenly something squeezed his throat and his neck. Lelik wheezed and started from the door.
– The dog-collar, damned collar!
Suddenly Lelik remembered Milena’s words about magical technologies. He decided to disrupt that goddamn collar but it did not work that way. As soon as Lelik attempted to break it, the collar began suffocating him suddenly. Lelik gave a wheeze and sat on the floor with a sweep. However, the more Lelik was trying to free himself from the collar, the more the dog-collar was shrinking around his neck. Lelik was not thinking about Milena already. He already wanted to shout but he could not. Lelik already felt that circles were swimming in front of his eyes. But, all of a sudden, he felt that he could breathe freely. Lelik revived himself. He greedily breathed the air with his blue lips. He was sitting on the floor, leaning against the wall. The cat was sitting near Lelik and touched him with his paw. The collar was not squeezing Lelik, it again became an elegant, thin, weightless and imperceptible hoop. The cat meowed softly and trotted into another room, as if he invited Lelik to follow him. Lelik obediently got up and followed the cat.
After entering his room behind the cat Lelik closed the doors.
– What did Milena say about the pot? I feel like pissing.
He found the pot under his bed, opened its lid, pissed in the pot and put it under the bed.
– Hell of a thing, I’m like a little boy.
Lelik lay down on his bed, covered himself with a blanket and fell asleep. The cat perched on Lelik’s legs and purred.
Lelik awoke when a sunbeam was shining on his eyes. He opened his eyes. The sun, the normal yellow sun. Normal light. All at once Lelik recalled his nighttime adventure. The cat disappeared from the room. Lelik thought that he needed to go downstairs to the bathroom and pour his urine from the pot into the toilet bowl. Without doing that Lelik would feel confused.
– What the hell Milena keeps me naked for…
Lelik took the pot, entered the hall. He saw the stairs immediately. During yesterday night he just went the wrong way. After going downstairs Lelik saw the familiar door to the bathroom at once. He sighed calmly, at least something familiar. He entered the bathroom and poured his liquid into the toilet bowl. And then he sat on it and started pissing.
– Shit – I’m just like a girl.
He finished and pressed the button onto the bowl.
– Everything here is like in our world. Even the toilet bowls are the same.
Lelik already wanted to stand up. But at that moment Milena came into the bathroom. She was wearing a short lacy nightie...