Comic story Treasure - 2

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Victor Gryaznov                February 21, 2016.               




                Ñomic story «Treasure - 2»
     Chapter 1

   

   On a country house. On an open terrace. Two talk.
The boss - Due to your trip to Siberia, Jack, analytical center of our organization developed the plan. Its essence such is. During stay in Krasnoyarsk, and it is 10 days, you should come into contacts with local drug dealers. The truck with goods will quit Tajikistan on December 12. The goods will be stored on one of wholesale trade bases. Once in this region our business developed normally, but then that that went not so, and us squeezed out from there.
Jack - the Police sat down on a tail?
The boss - No, competitors tried there.
Jack - And what competitors became kinder?
The boss - Yes you don't worry, Jack. There will deal with them without you, it is a question not of your competence, your task to come into contacts and to check payment for goods. In day of X you will receive the SMS with the conditional text and you will start acting. You will take all necessary materials from my assistant




Chapter 2

 

At restaurant Prague.

 In Moscow. Shurik with Enok sit at restaurant. On against on a platform musicians silently exchange words among themselves, set up tools
Shurik reads the newspaper. - From January 2 to January 7, 2016 in Krasnoyarsk the dancing festival of Jotas Vinter Siberia 2016 which will bring together 1000 participants from 25 countries of the world will take place. But whether not to wave to us with you on our small homeland on Christmas vacation.
The monk - And at a festival that we will do, dancers, what of us. Or so simply we will stare?
Shurik - To a festival 2 more months, let's prepare dancing couple and we will be a producer. Show business is favorable business. As states the economic law, don't put some egg in one basket not to burn through …
The monk - And we with you and so, according to this law acquired for rainy day a little shop. Brings in not bad incomes as you know.
Shurik: - Well such shop - a primitive. Here show business is yes, a range. Concerts, festivals, trips worldwide.
The monk - Plans to build you is ready, especially the operation "TREASURE" that I cost.
Shurik - And who made out in you the psychic, would give now lectures to students. Yes would live for a modest salary of the associate professor. And the risk it always is and we already with you for a long time not those simpletons what were when that, 5 years ago. And as for "TREASURE" that we there as a matter of fact lost. Have a rest well, looked at falls Ukovsky, how many impressions, then I remember, talks were enough for all winter.
The monk - All right forgive, you are right. You possess organizing abilities in perfection. On show business at you probably some plans arose? Give be pricked!
Shurik - Yes I recalled the shaman from Tofalariya Chayboltan, what plastics, the born actor.
The monk - not for what money you won't entice Da of its of a taiga!
Shurik - Yes you don't think that he such dense. He did military service, participated in amateur performances.
The monk - And you from where know?
Shurik - You see you communicated with him only 5 minutes, and I in details talked to him. Now I will call it.
The singer rises by a platform. Now you will hear the new song "Psychics" performed by Pole star ensemble the soloist Oleg Petrov.
Also sings the song:

      Since ancient times,
      There is a caste of priests,
      They among us and now,
      There are people, which all on anything,
      Each door is opened for them …
                Refrain:
                We know everything,
                And about all,
                We prick secrets,
                As nut,
                Tell my friend,
                What here sin?

Tambourine of the higher spheres,
For me I sounded,
In this morning hour,
I met you!!!
It is so traced by destiny,
Psychics we with you,
What is the Shambhala,
We will be prompted by the Cabbala!

                Refrain.
From the sea blows a breeze,
Take compasses, a trowel,
Here under this mountain,
You build the wonder of the world!!!
On a rope you go,
And find harmony,
With all wisdom of the worlds,
Exempt all from fetters!!!


Chapter 3

Shurik - Hi Chayboltan, we communicated with you in Nizhneudinsk.
Chayboltan - Yes I remember you with Enok, you wanted to prove in search of a kolchakovsky treasure. Now that I why for you was necessary? Whether you aimed accidental at searches of a grave of Genghis Khan? Laughs loudly in a tube.
Shurik - Chayboltan I appreciate your flashing humour. But I assure you at us the serious project. Its essence such is. We started being engaged in producing, we look for talents and we want to advance you on the international festival of dance. Only don't say that you live in harmony, and you interests nothing, except a taiga. In case of success, it will give you the chance to go round the whole world and to get acquainted with cultures of the different people.
Chayboltan - I won't cut out a sentence tempting. But the skilled teacher and the partner is necessary
Shurik is all of us will decide, report, please, when you are able to arrive to Krasnoyarsk


Chapter 4

In case of fit in the airplane. Fellow traveler.
Shurik - Enok look, you see that the uncle?
The monk - I See it the fellow traveler in the train which went on an air mattress and I suggested to us an idea of searches of kolchakovsky gold. Let's sit down by it closer, we will communicate. A look at it some extravagant. Tie butterfly. From trains on airplanes I changed.
Shurik - Hello dear as that in one compartment went by the train. You remember us.
The fellow traveler - And as I remember. I have on faces a memory very good, it is possible to tell the photographic.
The monk - you then told us about Kolchak's gold.
The fellow traveler - Yes I remember. Subject foggy. I think that the bulk of a precious metal reached in different ways point of the assignment and is safely stored in banking safes. And that in a taiga dug is a miserable amount. You that now than are engaged young people.
The monk - Yes here we go to the small homeland … And you now than are engaged. Electric locomotives, apparently you don't overtake more?
The fellow traveler - Well that you are children. Now I am the actor of an original genre. Prestidigitator. Sleight of hand and any frauds.
Gets a ball because of Shurik's ear, twists a hand, and the ball disappears. There was I once a thief the pickpocket, Shchipachami us call, here and the old profession was useful, trained for a new profession. And I told it because you will conceal nothing from Enok. Or I was mistaken?
The monk - Da Va are right, some abilities managed to be developed during this time. And to you, what on pockets didn't become interesting to trade?
The fellow traveler - you are right the young man, in a century of electronics, in pockets people wear a real trifle. And the second aspect, how many a string not to curl, and the end one - prison. In mine that age it isn't interesting. I here as that met the colleague on shop, and he is a producer, signs contracts, is twisted in elite clubs. Here also I took under the aegis, on old friendship.
Shurik - Time talk came on this subject, I want to ask you a question. We with Enok decided to try show business. Decided to be engaged in producing. We want one young talented dancer to untwist. It is real in Krasnoyarsk.
The fellow traveler - Show business is generally concentrated in the capitals. At the initial stage so far you won't make a name to the group, you will be satisfied by Krasnoyarsk. And then the project will develop and will push out you into a new orbit. With what you decided to begin.
Shurik - drew our attention a festival of Jotas Winter Siberia of 2016.
Fellow traveler: - Fine thought, I will appear in circus at this time, we will meet we will talk over about further plans. If you don't object? Here my business card, we Will meet. About Kay? I wish you success!!!


Chapter 5

  The monk - And here we with you Shurik again in Krasnoyarsk.
Shurik - I want to emphasize that Krasnoyarsk is a not only big transport node, but also the big cultural center. Already when the USSR was near death, on a trope of present politicians, the Communist Party threw a call: "We will turn Siberia into the edge of high culture". In the shortest possible time were constructed opera and ballet theater, culturally - historic center, the Big concert hall and other. From all Union invited 500 actors, dancers, musicians, teachers. Skilled experts and young graduates. Generally to Krasnoyarsk there arrived the big landing. And that the most interesting - all received apartments. Free of charge. Many got accustomed, live and work to this day, at all without being sorry about the choice.
The monk - You that you feel nostalgic for the USSR, Schurik?
Shurik - But yes, it is just necessary to know history of the edge and to remember those people who applied many forces for development of the region. In that pore I directed P.S.Fedirko's edge. Its work is marked by awards and medals. He is the Honourable citizen of Krasnoyarsk region.
 
  Also I want to emphasize that political life in the edge is in full swing. The truth I can't understand in any way, how the richest with natural resources the edge. Oil began to be extracted here, has the scarce budget. It is with what it is necessary to possess economic superabilities to sit on black gold, and in the budget to have a hole scarce? Maybe I something misunderstand, narrowly I think. It seems that this subject, not on forces to my imagination. Next paradox of the city of Krasnoyarsk!
The monk - Yes will be enough for you to suffer. Leave the sky to birds as classics speak. Cool it. Live and rejoice.


Chapter 6
Bus station in Krasnoyarsk.

The monk with Shurik stand on the bus station platform.

Shurik - Is strongly there is a wish, I drive though I will take pie.
The monk - Stand quietly, the bus with Chayboltan shall approach any minute, slightly is late.
Shurik addresses to the passing boy:
- Listen to buddy, descend please, buy pie
The boy - And you that you can't descend?
Shurik - I can't, here the uncle doesn't release.
The boy (having goggled) - As doesn't release?
Shurik - Yes I joke, I joke. We wait for the bus with the guest, it is impossible to miss. Here money. Buy two pies, eat one, the second to me.
Gives it money.
Some minutes later the boy returns, eats up pie. Gives money to Shurik.
Shurik is how to understand?

  The boy - Pie remained only one. Here I ate the, and for yours, I return money. All honor to honor!!!
Shurik - That to you it became bad, I proceed a saliva here, appetite amplified even more.
The boy runs away.
The bus approaches. Enok with Shurik friendly meet Chayboltan.
- As reached the road.
Chayboltan - Thanks, without adventures.
Shurik - you want to eat? Let's come into cafe.
Chayboltan - No, thanks, ate recently.
Shurik - Well as you want, and I run behind a roll with poppy, I will eat on an empty stomach.

Chapter 7

In choreographic school. Director.
 - From all our graduates of this year, the most talented Olga Zenchuk. According to our data she was invited in opera and ballet theater. But I think that as well as all beginners, it isn't strongly busy and if you exercise in it judgment shall agree to work with you...


Chapter 8
               

So young people, we now will study with you the Latin American dance salsa. The choreographer shows as to move.
- Repeat after me and at you everything will turn out




Chapter 9

In buffet of theater.
The choreographer - Misters, I looked at your couple. Also shall report the following:
- Girl professional. Not to add, not to lower. Will quickly master the program.
 The guy sensible, natural inclinations is, physically very strong that isn't unimportant in this craft. Dance of the shaman that it showed me, it is necessary to grind for a long time. Chances are. As for social dances then all should strain specifically, two months period small. And it means - rehearsals twice a day, gymnastics, jogs in the wood, the pool. On Saturday a bath with a broom. Sunday a day off - any physical activities. Only walks in the fresh air. Generally one day on restoration.
The amount for my operation. Takes a napkin from the desktop, writes on it and transfers it to Shurik, that shakes the head and tut-tuts, gives her to Enok, that in the affirmative nods.

The choreographer - so advance payment of 50% and forward.

Chapter 10
               


  At Enok phone rang out. He takes the call.
- Yes I am glad you to hear dear Albert Ivanovich. But I won't be able to accept you on December 21 for two reasons.
First I not in Moscow now.
Secondly on December 20 you will break a leg, and to you will have no time for communication with the psychic. So, what excuse.


Chapter 11

The monk - It is necessary to rent apartment, to acquire a necessary attribute, to advertize in mass media. Yes I will start carrying reception.
Shurik - That missed operation?
The monk - Versions of the response a little
- Yes I missed
- It is necessary to keep the shape
- Financial component. The show the project doesn't bring in the income, one expense yet

Chapter 12

On reception at Enok the girl
The girl - I am loved by two guys.
The monk It is good, there is a choice
The girl - to Whom from them will carry?
The monk - In what plan?
The girl - I want to marry …
The monk - Will carry to Nikolay, and you will marry Oleg!
At the girl from surprise enut eyes on a forehead!?!

Chapter 13
 

 Olga and Chayboltan walk on Yenisei Embankment.
Chayboltan - Olga, you such beautiful is also not married?
Olga - Can be not such beautiful as you speak. I am not married because didn't meet still the person to liking.
Chayboltan - Can be I will please?
 Olga laughed - Perhaps, can be …

Chapter 14

 In a week prior to a festival guests start gathering.
On an airplane ladder Jack vigorously runs. In the evening, it, without wasting time goes to night club.
   Behind a stand the bartender pours a shot glass to cognac to the lodger.
The bartender - Serega, you want a joke I will tell
Serega - At you, probably, as always about addicts?
The bartender - And about whom else, about them darling!
So, the addict gets to a hell. Sees around hemp grows. Is enough a braid, starts mowing …
The neighbor approaches - What are you doing, look, how many the oblate lies!!!
That beret slanted, starts it rumpling.
Again the neighbor approaches, you do Something, look how many ready hemp.
The addict takes ready, starts typing a jamb.
Again the neighbor approaches - What are you doing, ready jambs lie.
The addict takes a jamb, rummages on pockets, looks for matches. Matches aren't present. Approaches the neighbor - Give matches, please.
The neighbor - Yes if there would be matches, there would be paradise!!!
Both laugh.

Chapter 15

Olga with Chayboltan walk on the embankment.
Olga, tell how you became a shaman.
Chayboltan – Yes any I am not a shaman. I am the hereditary hunter. Since the childhood, as well as all tofalarets, I helped parents about the house. To pin firewood, to flood the furnace, to cook food. The father accustomed to hunting, told about habits of wild animals, learned to put traps. I became higher, I entrusted the gun. The father collected medicative herbs and roots. I taught plots. And then I and itself began to use traditional medicine for the help to other people. At us the people not trustful and generally to doctors address to tablets seldom. I mastered dance of the shaman in case of service in Army, took part in amateur performances there. Generally the Shamanism up to the end isn't studied by science. Though people learned to fall into a trance and to work wonders.








Chapter 16   

  In the same bar the next evening.
The bartender to the security guard - Something that man became constant visitor in our institution
The security guard – you Think, what the cop?
The bartender - Yes isn't similar to the cop. Doesn't enter contact with anybody. Sits, looks around, doesn't dance. In an evening drinks couple of glasses of cognac. Generally, behind it it is necessary to look narrowly, not one can comes.
   Suddenly in a hall noise sounded, maidens began to squeal. Music stopped. To one girl it became bad, she fell to a floor.
- Fast, an ambulance should be called.
Jack ran up to the fallen girl. I put two fingers to a carotid.
- Call the police, fast to it it isn't necessary any more.
The security guard – And you that the doctor?
Jack – Yes overdose had to pack dead men At it!!!

Chapter 17

In night club. At daybreak all dispersed.
The bartender to the security guard - Well is time to gather on houses, we the defended change. Let's remember the girl. Pours to itself and the security guard.
The bartender - Beautiful was the girl, children would give birth to the beautiful. Yes here I communicated with the bad company. I remember the guy ran behind it, all tried to tear off from this company.
The security guard - Yes the guy from workers was. And give it Mercedes, rest in French riviera and so on …
The bartender - the Guy worked as the mechanic at oil depot and in absentia studied at oil institute. In about 5 years would become the chief.
The security guard - I didn't want to wait for Five years. All is necessary directly and now!!! Here also placed the little fool on a nonsense …
The bartender - We with you Alexey too are involved in this business.
The security guard - you began repentance torments, it will pass. You perfectly know that violently we don't impose drugs to anybody, come, ask. Happens even we help out them, we lend when money isn't present. Guard shout - withdrawal pains!!!

Chapter 18

The monk with Shurik go around the city on "Toyota". Suddenly with it the Mercedes Jeep from it unexpectedly cuts in front a nose young guys jump out and attack on Enok 

Bandits – That you don't see where you go, I peeled a wing to the machine. Give 1000 dollars!!!
The monk - Children I don't advise you me to be rude, I am a sorcerer!!!
Bandits - give money, not that will be bad!!!
The monk - it is fine, here money, but you will never move down from this place.
The monk with Shurik leave
The jeep stands still, the motor roars, can't move out from a place.
The principal - Stop the truck, we will go on a tracker.
The truck can't get moving forward the jeep.
The principal - Really it and really the sorcerer also filled with charms.
Bandits - But whether not to call to us the wrecker.
The principal - And if doesn't lift?
Bandits - It is necessary to look for the sorcerer and to explain to him that to what with whom I decided to joke …
The principal - Children it is necessary to treat it politely, and that will send what - be damage. It isn't necessary to be rude to it.
Bandits - And and they go back. Brake.
- The sorcerer, pretty unblock the machine please, we will give money. We weren't right. Sorry!!!
The monk - Money you will return, it and is so clear, but not one thousand dollars, but 5.
Bandits – Five that for what?
The monk - For moral expenses!!!
- Give the principal 5 as asks.
The monk - And generally that, children, I don't advise you today anywhere to go that that I feel the bad shall occur.
Bandits - All right will be enough for you to give the shakes, here take money and good-bye. We are masters of life and we shouldn't be afraid of something. More terrible than death happens nothing, and not to avoid it.
The monk - Well, I warned you …

Chapter 19
   

  On the country route. There is a car and two GAI officers. The GAI officer stops the jeep familiar to us.
The GAI officer - the Lieutenant Petrov, the inspector of traffic police. Show please documents.
The principal - And we that be broke, the commander?
The GAI officer - Isn't present normal check.
The second GAI officer sends a machine gun trunk to salon and fires a volley on sitting in it.
- Empty pockets. All documents should be excepted.
Get into the car and leave …

Chapter 20

The monk and Shurik watch TV. Show the criminal chronicle.
The leader - Yesterday late at night on the country highway, is found the Mercedes jeep with the shot people in salon. Documents in case of them it isn't revealed. The camera shows faces of the killed. According to preliminary data law enforcement agencies are leaders of one of an organized criminal group. Therefore the request if to someone, something is known of incident to report on ph. No. 02, or in a call center of Berezovsky of the District Department of Internal Affairs.
The monk - Let's report in police.
Shurik - And what we can tell about incident, we saw nothing?
The monk is those people with whom we were the day before crossed, and I warned them that they will have serious problems. There was at me a bad presentiment. And then, you know, I want to try the hand in investigation and to help law enforcement bodies. Especially at me arose which - what thoughts images.
Shurik - Well if think images, then go to a call center …

Chapter 21

In a call center of the District Department of Internal Affairs.
- You misters should communicate to the field investigator from Drug enforcement. You pass to this room, it will approach soon.
Operas - Clearly now that you for people.
The monk - I tried to recover events of last night. They were shot by GAI officers, or bandits, disguised as the form. The machine was not police.
Operas - Your version matches dataful, received from other sources. The killed, were leaders of the organized criminal group controlling heroin supply. Their we how to catch red-handed didn't manage. Aren't mixed in anything. Very strongly konspirirovat. We continually delay small things, but not one isn't familiar with a manual. On - visible repartition of the market began and most likely they were moved away by competitors. Operations it is necessary much, here my phone number. Submits the business card to Enok. Generally if you decided to help investigation, we will keep in contact. Perhaps your methods will add an investigation pattern. At me to you a request to keep information in secret. It is impossible to allow leaks by no means

Chapter 22

   

On a festival over 500 couples from 25 countries of the world gathered. We show how young people quit the bus, the foreign speech is audible. Loaders drag bags, boxes with attributes in hotel.
Shurik - Tomorrow opening of a festival how our heroes, what you feel Enok?
The monk - Pyotr Gavrilovich gives 100% a success warranty. By results of a festival, will train children for the Latin American dances championship of Russia. The title in this business as we understand, means much. Except progress on trainings, they develop a romance novel.
Shurik is a commonplace at dancing couples …


Chapter 23

Jack looked at phone. Came long-awaited the SMS - the message and it went to the night bar. I approached the bartender.
Jack - I Welcome you, the young man. At me to you a specific proposal on deliveries interesting you goods.
The bartender - you with someone confused me mister good!
Jack - I confused nothing, and I have to you a request, to report on instance upward. I understand, what not you make the decision.
The bartender - Let's say that you correctly oriented. I emphasize – is admissible. But even if to assume that you correctly calculated us, need for extension of business or change of suppliers didn't arise yet.
Jack is so far, was till yesterday. Simply you weren't reached by information on the future changes yet. Here my phone number, I will wait from you for a call. How you are called by the way?
The bartender - Alexey.
Jack - Here and well, Alexey to a meeting …
Jack quits bar.

Chapter 24

The bartender Alexey, plays with phone, then from the safe gets other phone - dials number …
Good afternoon! This man …
Didn't allow to finish speaking to it …
 The subscriber since other end - speak More and more nothing, you will approach in 2 hours, you know a place …
The bartender from disturbance wiped sweat from a forehead.

Chapter 25

  The bartender Alexey arrived to office the Deputy director friendly met him.
- Here that Alexey, we will go we will smoke on fresh air.
On the street already I told it:
- Walls have ears, and in our business conspiracy shall be top-level. Switch-off the phone or best of all carry in the machine. Risks are strongly great.
- You were lucky Alexey that this mister quitted on you. And it means that your former operation ended and you promote. Now your task: only communication with Jack. That you would know is a representative of our former suppliers. Ibrahim with whom we dealt, cleaned recently. Four years ago, it also arrived with our suppliers. Here also its turn came. Why they didn't revenge four years, didn't understand without delay, I don't know. People are able to wait. At everyone - the reasons.
  On the merits of the case: you will take away from Jack the address on which goods, and attributes are stored for which we should pay. All further contacts via the Internet. Conveniently. Safely. You will transfer the retail clients to Vadim to the security guard. You will tell that bowled off. I tied after death of that girl in night club. The fee at you will be twice higher now. Soon we
 will transfer you to other place, we will consider to what position. Forget all old acquaintances. You will be more whole. Generally, good luck to you.



Chapter 26

At opening of a festival. Leader:
- Ladies and gentlemen!!!
Organizers of a festival are glad to see all of you on this remarkable holiday which will be prolonged week. All received the program with the plan of measures. Will estimate performances of jury into which experts of the highest category which names are world renowned entered. Generally the holiday began …
  According to draw couple from Omsk will appear. Dance salsa.
  Then we show performances of the following couples with different dances.

Chapter 27
   

Jack and the bartender Alexey met on Mira Street about the Themis fountain that is near edge court.
The bartender - Well and the town you selected for a meeting!
Jack - At the goddess of justice is a bandage in the eyes, all the same sees nothing.
Well so, here a packet, here attributes for payment and other – contacts on a network for communication on the future. Today you will take away goods on basis on Norilskaya St., 8 in 17 h. 30 minutes. Questions are? Questions aren't present. So good-bye my young friend.
The bartender took away a packet and went to the machine.

Chapter 28

Shurik and Enok on Yenisei Embankment.
Shurik - Well also selected operas the town for a meeting. Damp. Cold. Wind the strong. I couldn't where in cafe I will meet to organize.
The monk - Come on, don't grumble. Here he approached.
"Toyota" from it approached the field investigator looked.
- You sit down guys in salon …
The monk - Something a look at you gloomy, the captain?
Operas - Information that the representative of narco syndicate, a certain Jack, the producer of one of dancing groups arrived. U.S. citizen. Our former compatriot. On a wave of reorganization I emigrated. Father of family solid man generally. It is known that is in contact with syndicate, but wasn't lit anywhere, was never attracted. Skilled expert. Tomorrow guests depart, and there is nothing to show it. Our children now check all its contacts in Krasnoyarsk, but Jack very sociable appeared and in 10 days met many people. Complex challenge. Without proofs it is impossible to delay, the foreigner, will be scandal. They are able to cover the people. The support team will arrive directly. Some course is generally necessary …
Shurik - I know how to delay him!!!
Operas - Speak!
Shurik - Here on tours our friend, the conjurer. I think, he will agree to steal the passport from Jack.
Operas - And you are sure, what he will consult?
Shurik - Yes he is an expert in this respect! Without passport won't depart until identify the personality until give help, passes day three. To you I hope, time will be enough to collect proofs.
Operas - Agree with the conjurer, I assume responsibility!
The monk - Something guys business isn't valid …
Shurik didn't allow it to finish speaking - And to etch people drugs - validly. Give in this situation we will forget about morals!
Operas I got from the folder of a photo of Jack.
Shurik - Yes we saw him at a festival. Bright guy such.

Chapter 29

The conjurer Aristarkh Petrovich comes into a lobby of hotel. Jack comes downstairs. After it there is Shurik. Suddenly Jack Way was barred by Aristarkh Petrovich.
- Sasha, Sasha, here so meeting, it's ages since we met!!!
It as if unintentionally pushes Jack, nearly falls, it helps it to retain equilibrium.
Jack - the Citizen, and is impossible easier!!!
Aristarkh Petrovich - Forgive dear, here I saw the friend, years three didn't meet.

Shurik - How are you, dear?
Aristarkh Petrovich - All OK, the passport at me. Ring the opera. Tell that everything is all right!

Chapter 30

At the airport. In a hall of registration. Jack approaches a window, dipped a hand into a pocket looks for documents. The pause was tightened.
Person on duty. - Your passport and air ticket …
Jack starts looking for the passport on all pockets, confoundedly smiles
- Something I can't find documents
The person on duty - Depart please away, pass other passengers.
Jack - That for the devil where he disappeared, was in the left pocket
Approaches the duty police officer
- Tell the kind. Stole the passport from me where to me to address. I am U.S. citizen
The police officer - Well you so - stole directly. Could drop somewhere, or in a suitcase supposed, lies quietly …
Jack - No, precisely I remember I supposed in the left pocket.
The police officer - you don't worry, pass please in a call center, there will understand. Will identify your personality, and day through three depart to the States. And generally it is necessary to be more attentive the citizen!

Chapter 31

The bartender reported a packet to the chief
- In total good fellow, is free for today, you can have a rest.
After the bartender left, he started calling by telephone
- I declare universal collection, in half an hour all at me.
There arrived five young sporting types young the guy.
- You three will take the truck. According to this consignment note receive goods, divide it into 4 parts and you will carry in places known to you. Not for the first time you know that on what. Forward. I in touch.
Three left.
- For you other task. You go to the apartment to the bartender and you will stick to him a farewell dose. The guy on the verge of failure, started grumbling recently. Not the worker - in account group!
- And if there is not one.
- You will call with yourself. Tell that the chief urgently caused. You will take out to the country and hi to parents, as they say.
Generally for good reason, guys!




Chapter 32

The bartender at great speed drove to the yard of the house. Brakes began to creak. I ran to the apartment, without paying attention to the young wife I started packing feverishly things in a big traveling bag.
The wife - Alexey, are you ok? What happened?
The bartender - I should go to other city urgently. As I will settle - I will call you. You will sell the apartment and you will arrive!
The wife - I can understand Nothing, what for affairs?
The bartender - I got involved in a bad unpleasant incident. And it seems that I can be killed. The chief had an ominous person today. I never such saw it. I am connected to a drug mafia and I know much.
The wife - Yes I felt not fine long ago. And we lived beyond means. But these people will find you and underground. They don't leave witnesses. You will confess, the help to a consequence, an imprisonment term will give the small. You will return, I will wait for you.
The bartender after short thought
- It is visible you is right.
  Takes the handset
- Hallo. My surname Sergeyev. I want to make the message. Business is connected to wholesale drug traffic. I want to plead guilty. But business urgent.

The person on duty behind the panel.
- You tell the address and to you there will arrive the task force. Be at home.
The person on duty rings the opera:
- Hi, captain! It seems, your client.

Chapter 33

To the yard where there lives the bartender, the Jeep Kruzer 200 came around. Two shortly short-haired guys quitted the machine and came into an entrance, started knocking at the door.
Literally in 5 minutes the police car with flashers approached fighters in masks and with machine guns jumped out of it. Two shortly short-haired guys rushed on a ladder upward.
The police officer - Stand, don't move, I will shoot.
Two bandits were put in a van.

Chapter 34

Operas it is good Alexey that you decided to help us, repented. Now we with you will issue surrender. For assistance to a consequence to you will reduce an imprisonment term. And can be it will be possible to carry out you the witness, but I don't promise it, but I will try to make.
The bartender - So I in prison will be killed!
Operas - It was necessary to think earlier. It is necessary to employ the lawyer. Surrender, repentance of deeds, help to a consequence, first time. Perhaps also you will get off with probation.

Chapter 35

Jack on interrogation at the investigator
The investigator - you are delayed on suspicion in supply of drugs in especially large sizes. There are irrefutable proofs and to be locked is useless.
Jack - Yes I know all these songs that the frank repentance facilitates a fate. But you will manage to prove nothing. Well there was I in the bar 2 times, came to have a rest. I talked to the bartender about weather. That you were told by this guy, I don't know. Some fairy tales. It should be proved And under laws of my country I shan't give evidences against myself. In Russia there is article No. 51 in the Constitution in which the same is told.
The investigator - your line item is clear to me. I shall report that we notified consulate of your country and to you there will arrive his representatives soon. And now you are delayed and you will be in custody


Chapter 36

Shurik Enok
- My dear, and you can guess advantageous numbers in Sportloto's lottery?
The monk - I Think, what Yes!
Shurik - So you think or you can?
The monk - And what it so interested you?
Shurik - There is a wish to know the level of your abilities. Let's check!
The monk - But us in association notified that didn't use the abilities in gamblings, lotteries. It badly influences a karma. Generally it isn't welcomed.
Shurik - And for check that, is possible!
The monk - And for check, probably, it is possible.
Shurik - All right give speak …
The monk thinks, tells numbers - 2, 7, 13, 21, 26
Shurik writes.
- Soon circulation, we will check …


Chapter 37

The choreographer Pyotr Gavrilovich, Shurik and Enok sit at the desktop
Pyotr Gavrilovich - our children took the second prize. I think that for the beginning couple excellent result. Now it is possible to train children for the championship of Russia.
The monk - you Worked well. We prolong the contract.

Here approach Chayboltan with Olga and sit down on the empty seats.
Chayboltan - We interrupted your conversation, excuse.
Shurik - All right will drop down ceremonies, common cause. How do you feel?
Chayboltan - I Want you to notify that we with Olga decided to get married and invite you to a wedding ceremony. Then there will be a small modest dinner.

Shurik jumped up from a chair
Wow. Ai da Ciaiboltan. The good fellow, found such beauty. I congratulate you children. We with Enok solved you to encourage with the permit. I suggest to go to a honeymoon trip …
He made a significant pause
- Guess where?

All became silent. Look at Shurik.

Shurik - I Give the help. From here 554 kilometers.
Chayboltan - To Nizhneudinsk.
Shurik - it is hot. Hotly. Well, well, who else!!!
The monk - All right we give up, don't weary …
Shurik - In Ukovsky Falls rest house. The purest air. Around virgin taiga. Silence. Also the frozen falls among a basalt canyon are especially beautiful. I want to order the helicopter. We will fly about this place. From height of bird's flight we will admire!!!

The monk moved closer to Shurik and a low voice that didn't hear people around closer, told:
- What that you watch, grew rich, from where finance? We didn't discuss this item of expenditure with you!!!

Shurik laughs.
The monk - starts reaching me. Sport lotto? We will go, we will quit, we will talk.
Addresses to sitting at the desktop:
- Sorry, for 5 minutes we will leave.
Leave for a platform. Talk. Everything is louder. Enok starts swinging hands.
It is audible.
Shurik - You will beat me?
The monk - No, only I will flog.
Shurika starts catching. That dexterously runs between empty desktops. Shurik stops 
- All I give up. I won't be any more.




Chapter 38 final
 
 

Shurik, Enok, Chayboltan, Olga, Pyotr Gavrilovich fly in the helicopter over the bed of the Uda River. Suddenly at the left the crevice - a canyon plumb rocks 40 meters high opens, in depth the frozen falls are visible. All land.
Olga - Yes beauty - that what. And as you learned about this wonderful place.
Shurik - Yes we had a few years ago a rest here. Fried shish kebabs. The truth business was in the summer. And here I as - that look on the Internet - falls in the winter and there was an idea once again here to arrive.
The monk - Yes, everything is very healthy.
Opens a champagne bottle. All clink glasses. Light Bengalese candle. Launch fireworks. All shout
HURRAH!!!

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