Once upon a time there lived a fairy-tale hero. He was ordinary and didn’t stand out against the crowd, but He had friends who knew he was special. The friends themselves were not really special and they knew it, but He loved them all the same. One day it happened that He had to leave his normal life because he got a ‘CHANCE OF A LIFETIME’ out of nowhere. And He started to learn hard. Actually it turned out that he even didn’t have to learn – he knew all that from the start, but was just silent out of modesty. And so he learned more and more of the secrets and most sophisticated tricks based on profound knowledge given to him by the fairies who served him all the time giving away all they knew – because their main goal of life was serving him…
Suddenly, the boy woke up his bed wetted. He had enuresis. He looked around as far as his obesity let him turn his head, but he couldn't see any servants around him, he even had a terrible suspicion that he was a servant himself.. . He couldn’t understand why the perfect dream was more of a nightmare in real life…
He got really upset by that – that his dream didn’t want to come true. And he wanted it – he really did want it so much to be the ONE which he couldn’t, that he said to himself: No, I will NOT be a shoe-shine boy any more. Now I will be the ONE. And so he did. He went and started to make his dream come TRUE…
Actually I like Whoopy Goldberg. Don't know why those not really too orange orange-juice-fellahs should hate her so much. The black too can be super-heros.
P.S. Sorry for possible awkward places and illogical character of narration.