Hansel and Gretel

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  (The modern version of old story)

Once upon a time there lived a fatally unhappy family. Father was diligent, industrious and even has good education but unlucky. Mother was nice, lovely and as housewife very good and competent and her children Hans and Gretel very obedient, smart and curious but nevertheless the family business is going not well.  It might be explained with two kind of preposition. First, their time was hard and government and states and common lieders and elders have not managed this country well and deeply suffered from corruption and others common calamities. And second, this family some people told suffered from bad affliction, they lived in countryside on the border of great black forest and possible fall down from negative power and force of witches or other bad creatures inhabited the depth of forest.
 Despite the hard work and industrious and mutual respect and love the family grow and grow in poverty and misery and eventually the life looks so unhappy that family has nothing for eating and children go to bed hungry.
And wife said to husband:
-Dear, its time tomorrow go to forest and leave there our children.   
-What? How can you said so? -  bursted her husband.
- If we have lived together, we all starve to death.  Hansel and Gretel are children and if we leave them in forest somebody might to find them and help. There are plenty various NGOs and entertainments like “Save the children lost in forest”, “Help to orphans” and others.
Hansel and Gretel were so hungry that they didn’t sleep and heard what their patent told.
Next day they all go to the forest, Hansel marked a way with the white pebbles collected before on the edge of brook.   When they reached to a far corner of wilderness, step-mother asked children leave there and wait, until “we pick up the firewood for kitchen stove”. And they gone.
Parents not returned to children, that left alone in the dark forest.  But when night come and moon rise above the horizon and forest, Hansel find way back to home, thank for glowing white pebbles.
Step-mother was very anger that children returned at home. The next day, she brought the children so far in the forest that they cannot find way to home. Hansel had not time to collect white pebble, instead he marked the way with crumbles of bread and birds eat up them at all and children have been lost in the forest.
Eventually Hansel and Gretel, as you perfectly know, come to the candy house, where had been trapped by evil witch. But certainly it was a quite different story. As you know in nature there no existed neither candy houses neither evil witches at all.  But what happened with Hansel and Gretel in deep forest?
They met with the unknown flying objects (UFO), yes with the one big flying plate, the spaceship of aliens which landed in the forest and pretended to look as pretty candy house, trying to trap the innocent children.  Captain of spaceship, the strange looking alien with two face and free hands and legs was been alone on board and wanting to play trick with children, camouflaged himself to a witch. Old and ugly.   
Yes, the alien planned to eat children, burning them into automatic onboard non-stick frying pan   beforehand well nourish them and make fat and nice.
But Hansel and Gretel were been very smart and clever and they might overplay stupid alien who felt himself very uncomfortable into the body of old woman, when alien almost accidently grabbled by the automatic nonstick frying pan and burned and killed at all. The happy children left alone in marvelous spaceship with the great wealth belonged to alien, which he accumulated for the long years hunting in universe.    

Certainly, children wanted to return at home as fast as possible but they have not any idea where go and that’s why decided stay onboard and starting to do the really valuable things there.
Firstly they learned to navigate the spaceship and very soon might to use the autopilot flying regime getting to fly above the forest absolutely safely and invisible for anybody outside.   
Then they learned to break into computer systems of UFO and have access to the vast ex-terrestrial knowledge’s and marvelous technologies and secrets that were much more valuable than what usually educated in the best European universities. They learned and penetrated so deep into secrets of math, physics, social science and other applicable systems of knowledge as no one  before among human beings.      Of course they practiced the excellent computer technologies, the art of visualization, attractiveness, brain storm. They increased and growing  such really valuable things and qualities  as diligence, curiosity, kindness, patience, communication skills, art of good temper even if all thing going to hell and find exit door from such stagnation, they learned secrets of perfect  memory,  good health, sagacity, smartness, wiseness, keen sense for good lack, tolerance for misgiving of grow,  creativity, courage,  proactivity and how  hooked  the top secrets of our universe from Dark Holes - how avoid from  extinction, violence, cultural and ethical genocides, atrocious, civilized cannibalisms and peaceful total nihilism with annihilism and other such calamities.
Their learned mathematics and computer skills so good that can able now calculate precise way leading  to the home, have so good physical knowledge, that can shortened great distances, they learned social sciences and practical courses so well that make save the family in any crisis’s, even in the worst economic conditions and under the extremely badly states management. And what’s more, they have excellent medical education and might work with cutting-edge modern technologies and equipment’s, able to ongoing medical treatment on the great distance (through  GPS-cardio network) as well as calculating and recalculating genomes of patients  and help them not only escape from fatal illness  but also lived much longer.
Eventually Hansel and Gretel returned at home and all family lived happy ever after enjoin with extraterrestrial prosperity and comforts.   

We suggest you some great discoveries that Hansel and Gretel caught up from airspace wessel of alien that late some part of Mankind have utilized for its benefits.
1. Magna Carta. This marvelous idea planted firstly in England 800 years ago, two centuries  after Hans and Gretel adventure.
http://www.proza.ru/2015/04/06/1689
   

2. The dance of string theory.
or Sparticles of peace and prosperity
http://www.stihi.ru/2015/03/18/3910


3. Unified field theory (UFT) with all application.
http://www.proza.ru/2015/06/21/581
 
4. Fast reaching immortality from science predominant improving. Human society at 2th part of XXI century.