Erotic-patriotic song. Автор Слепаков, перевод мой

Юрий Собещаков
America doesn’t love us,
And England does the same,
Germany distastes us,
Centuries trying us to defame.

France also doesn’t love us,
Japan even hates us and in all,
Nobody in the world loves us,
But all of them want to use our asshole!

Choir:
But we won’t do it without love,
For us, love is important, not just a glove.
We won't give in without payment,
Without love, it's just a form of enslavement.

Why do they treat us like a whore?
Offer us drinks and bend us on the floor.
Creep behind us while we're in the shower,
Trying to pick up Crimea within an hour.

They want to shove their cocks in without a care,
Pretend to be friends and then disappear.
Repeating the same act again and again,
Not saying - “Good bay!” They flee in vain.

Choir:
But we disagree to be fucked without love,
Our butts are precious and deserve a velvet glove.
We never give in without love,
History teaches us that, clear as a dove.

We understand you all have difficulty,
Loving us is like trying to catch a butterfly.
But before you get under our skirts bluntly,
Know this fact, it's something you can't deny.

We may disappoint you, but we're proud,
Mother Russia is the girl with a phallic shroud.
Don't be a fool and pull your pants down,
It's not worth the trouble, we'll leave you to drown.