Английская дурь

Иманя Грек
   (Плииз! Инглиш вордз риид виз стронг Рашн эксент.)


   – Tell him there is a cup of tea for him.

      In the kitchen.

      Now we shall speak English.

      Only English.

      Everybody can speak English.

      It’s very easy.

      Just say what you want to say, and that’s all.

      All you need is to know the names of things and some grammar.

      And that’s all.

      And your road to the heights of speech will be broad and free.

      So,
      tell him
      there's a cup of tea for him in the kitchen.

   – Там... чай тебе на кухне... налили...

   – Я понял.

   – O’kay.