Eternal problems

Константин Андреевич Квейкин
He isn't able to jump with a parachute,
Because very much is afraid of height,
It has no time of the book to read,
He can't become a deputy,
The such don't take in astronauts.
Not to turn out through ''goat'',
At a physical education class to jump,
He isn't able to somersault at all,
Not that to stand on the head.
He doesn't understand anything in mathematics,
The simple example won't be able to solve,
The such don't take in astronauts.
It has problems with teeth,
But it never goes to the stomatologist,
In life he isn't able to do anything,
Unless only to eat and go,
The such don't take in astronauts.