Афоризмы про женщин и детей

 
Девушка, где вы купили такие тонкие кривые колготки?
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Интеллигентные люди никогда не пьют из горлышка, если рядом есть пустая консервная банка.
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Кривыми должны быть извилины, а не руки.
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Лучше всего чувство мужского достоинства развито у женщин.
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 Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess
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When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.
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Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls
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Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
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Intelligent women always marry fools. - Anatole France
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A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
 G. K. Chesterton
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I have been asked whether there are any intelligent women in America. There must be ; for politically the men there are such futile gossips that the United States could not possibly carry on unless there was some sort of practical intelligence back of them.
 George Bernard Shaw
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You want a wife who's intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Richard Nixon
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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan
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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. Might as well speak of a female liver.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist so long as she manages to also be a good wife, mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well- dressed, well-groomed and unaggressive.
Marya Mannes
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If I was just intelligent, I'd be OK. But I am fiercely intelligent which most people find threatening.
Sharon Stone
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An English professor wrote the words, woman without her man is nothing on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: Woman, without her man, is nothing.
The women wrote: Woman! Without her, man is nothing.
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Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L. Sayers
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