I don’t know how people live in Sicilian?
There is the great volcano Etna
Which is permanently erupting
And disturbs everyone
Who likes reading books and newspapers,
Chating or playing piano.
When I play piano,
I don’t like to be interrupted
Even by the volcano Etna
Since it produce a lot of lava
Which smells so badly
And fires my feet so often
That I’m afraid to go out
And to buy provision and matches.