Main roles:
Leonid Kuchma
George Bush
Vladimir Putin
Victor Yuanukovich
Yula Timoshenko
Valnetina Matvienko
Nina Karpocheva
Script
Author: Airplane 'was flying across the Mediterranean Sea. The weather was beautiful. The sun was shining. In the airplane students from different countries were talking about future holiday. They were flying from International Law University and other international universities. They were looking forward to spending holiday in the luxurious camp. They were students from the USA, Ukraine, Russia and Great Britain.
Leonid: George, how do you find this camp? Is it an interesting place to spend so much time there? Two month!
George: I'm sure we will be happy there. There are a lot of entertainments in the camp.
Leonid: And what do you think of it, Yula?
Yula: I adore camps. One day I visited camp in Cleveland. I remember a lot of interesting things happened there. Spending there time, we created very funny song. I can sing it for you.
(She's singing a song)
Hello muddah. Hello fadduh
Here I am at camp Grenade
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some
fun if it stops raining I went hiking with lee Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
And the head-coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should sare ya,
But my bunk-mate has malaria,
You remember Jettrey Holdy?
They're about to organize a searching party
Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh
Take me home, I hate Grenada Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home it you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better.
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this letter.
Author: So they are chatting and chatting. When suddenly Victor said: Oh, the weather is getting worth and worth. I don't like it. Vladimir: I'll be short. For goodness sake, don't worry. Everything will be OK.
Victor: I hope so.
Author: But unfortunately he was right. Suddenly it was a great crash of Thunder. The wind became stronger. The rain started beating on the roof. And at last one captain said: ^Dear students, unfortunately we have some problems. We hope we'll be able to change the situation'. But 5 minutes later the airplane began to take off very quickly.
Nina: We'll die. I don't want to die so early! Help us. Yula: Hold on tight! We'll be alive. Believe me. Vladimir: Maybe we will jump with parachutes before we appear in pile of rubbish.
Victor: Shut up! Don't panic! Author: 10 minutes later airplane fell into the sea hear a little island. Maybe it's deserted island (looking at the scene). Our students were lying on the beach hardly alive. Fortunately they could breathe.
George: Am I alive?
Yula: Maybe...
Vladimir: My dress... I am so dirty.
Valentina: How can you think about it? I want to go home!
Nina: (crying) I hate this airplane, this university, this camp and everybody here.
Tony:(trying to stand up) We must find an exit in this situation.
Leonid: I agree with you, but I'm so tired after so difficult flight. Maybe another time.
Tony: Who'll go with me?
Victor: I will... It will be more interesting than lying here.
Yula: I'll go with you. You will not find anything without my help. I'm sure.
Tony: Let's go! And you stay here and try to think up a survival plan.
Valentina: Of course, maybe, we'll ask Moises for help. He'll transfer us through the sea.
Victor: Stop joking! It's not a game.
Author: And Victor, Tony and Yula went to search anything that will help them to survive some more days before they die.
Yula: Victor, can you tell me anything about your family? Do you live in Ukraine?
Victor: Yes, in a little, but kind country, Ukraine. I live with my brother and father. They are so proud of me. For them I decided to learn law. I wanted to make their lives not so difficult. And what about you? Why did you go to Law University?
Yula: Because I like law. I want to know my rights and duties. Maybe, I'll work in politics. Tony, tell me about your country and your aim in life.
Tony: My country is so beautiful! I want to devote my life to Great Britain and develop her authority around the world.
Victor: You are so zealous patriot!
Yula: I think I saw something. Somebody ran past trees.
Victor: Suspiciously. Maybe somebody lives on this island.
Tony: I've just remembered the story about Robinson Kruso, about Friday. I want to meet this person.
Yula: Shhh... it's not Friday. There are a lot of people. (Slowly approaching) OOO! The fire!!! I am not sure, but I think they are natives.
Victor: They are so funny, jumping around the fire and singing their songs.
Yula: They are not so kind. They... will eat a big wild boar.
Tony: Goodness sake, not people...
Victor: If they don't eat people, let's speak to them. Maybe they'll help us to get home.
Yula: It's possibly, but I doubt it. It seems to me that I can see our bags. We must get it in any way.
Tony: And what do you prefer?
Victor: We will be fighting (they looked at him). I was kidding.
Yula: So, I have an idea, you must distract their attention and during this time I'll pick up our bags. We must take a risk. Maybe in these bags there is food, clothes, even a telephone. Are you ready?
Victor: Yes, I'll try!
Tony: You are crazy!
Author: But they risked Victor and Tony began crying and running away. Natives noticed and became to pursue them. And Yula managed to bring bags and return home. When she came, she was really surprised. Her friends, including Victor and Tony were having dinner with natives. They were sitting and having an interesting conversation.
Vladimir: How long have you spent your life there?
Native 1: All life... It's not the worst place to live in the world. Sea, sun, forest and food...
Native 2:Food... food... and sometimes new visitors from all world.
Victor:(noticed Yula) Oh, Yula, come to us. And what is there in the bags?
Yula:(couldn't believe, but lately answered) only books, constitutions.
Author:They were more surprised than Yula, when she said it to them. Leonid: How come? And where is our food?
Yula: Nothing besides books!
Author: Everybody began to rebel and suddenly George said... George:Stop crying! There's no point in rebelling. Let's try to find advantages from it.
Valentina: What advantages? What?
George: Maybe, it's chance for us to learn these books, our constitutions. While being at University we were only homesick, we were missing about entertainments, girls... Let's open them! Who knows? Maybe it will help us.
Author: And they began to read. Fortunately natives could find the books of Ukrainian, British, American and Russian students. So they all could learn everything about their countries. So time run very quickly and 3 month passed.
Leonid: I've read the book about Constitutional Law and I want to say. That as for me we need a good, clever created constitution. If I could to be a president... I even imagine the first article in it: Ukraine is a sovereign and independent, democratic, social, law-based state.
George: As far as my country is concerned, the USA is a federal, democratic republic, an indivisible union of so sovereign states.
Victor: George, don't forget about Crimea. It's an autonomous part of Ukraine. Crimea is an inseparable constituent part of Ukraine and decides on the issues ascribed to its competence within the limits of authority.
Valentina: Let's listen to me. The Russian Federation... Russia is a democratic federal law-bound state with a republican of government.
Toni: And what about rights? It's more important than sublime exciting words from the first article. In Great Britain fundamental laws are defined not so much by laws how many judicial precedents and the constitutional customs. The main principle sounds, that citizens have the rights to do everything that is not forbidden by legal laws. In our country there are a lot of rights and controls that protect these rights.
George: I agree with you. That rights and freedoms are main factors that make countries social and democratic. In constitution of the USA you can meet such words: all people are equal before the law and are equally entitled to its protection. All states are equal and none can receive special treatment from the federal government. Now we are equal. But how difficult for us was to reach this freedom. We were struggling and struggling. And at last we are free. And we wrote the declaration of independence.
Valentina: It's so pity, George.
Toni: I will keep silence on the account of as far as America are so miserable. They have stolen our continent.
Nina:What are you saying? You know that it was not such way in reality.
Leonid: Don't quarrel. We should solve it in the peace way. Some years earlier we were not free like you. We were under the Russian pressure. But due to our diligence and persistence now we are independent. Besides this we get on well with Russia.
Vladimir: It's so pleasant to hear such words (hugging and kissing).
Valentina: What do you think about our meeting in Russia?
Victor:After 100 years. George: Stop joking! It's good, when she hop Valentina: Yes! I hope and I will! Our Russia is a peaceful country. As far as nationalities in constitution there is an article that reads: Everyone should have the right to determine and indicate his or her nationality.
Yula: And everyone who legally stays in the territory of the Russian Federation shall have the right to free travel, choice of place of stay or residence.
Leonid: Our Ukraine is not worse Ukraine citizens have a good life. Because their human rights and freedoms are inalienable and inviolable. We have a lot of rights.
Nina: I think we need a representative person who will be protecting Ukrainian rights. Because now we have a lot of infringements of rights.
George: Yes, I agree. Ukraine needs this person.
Nina: It only I would be such person.
Leonid:You will.
Yula:Let's have supper!
Author: Victor caught 5 good fish. They are eating, drinking and chatting
Valentina: We become such close friends. I have a song about it.
(singing song)
'You've got a friend5
When you're down and troubled
And you need some loving care
And nothing, no, is going right
Close your eyes and think of me
Oh, and soon I will be there To brighten up even your darkest night
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running, yeah, to see you again.
Don't you know that winter, spring, summer or fall
All you've got to do is call
And I'll be there, yes I will
You've got a friend Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
People can be so cold They'll hurt you and desert you
ake your very soul if you let them I don't let them...
Author: After the song-she-wanted to sleep and lrina sang them a song.
Leonid: I see ship, on maybe it seems to me. Look!
Valentina: (not turning around) You shouldn't have drunk so much. It's delirium tremens.
Leonid: No! No! It's a ship.
Author: They have spent almost 1 year. It -was 31 December. They are preparing the modest Christmas party. They are very happy. They congratulated each other on Christmas. AndValentina said...
Valentina: Let's sing a song. I wish you a merry Christmas!
Author: It’s the end of this tragic story. Soon they were saved. And they became very closed friends… This island could make them friends But how long will it last??????. Nobody knew…