Kleptomaniac : one who can't help himself from helping himself.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Don't go away mad, just go away!
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
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We have to belive in free will. We have no choice.
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
The only people to get even with are those that have helped you.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.
Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
"Take the time to be right. It's faster than being wrong."
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
I think, therefore, I am ... not related to you.