Morning in a pine forest

Мурат Тюлеев
One day a little bear asked his father:
"Dad, have you ever been to Bolivia?"
"I don't even know where Bolivia is", - the daddy replied and scratched his back.
"In South America, dad", - tried to remind the little bear.
"What is the sauce? Which sauce? Rabbit sauce or ant sauce?"
"American sauce", - the little bear sighed.
" It must be delicious".
The little bear came to his grandmother:
"Granny, have you ever been to Bolivia?"
"Yes, I have been to Bolivia many times. But I don't remember where it is".
"In South America, granny", - the grandson smiled.
"Scouse America? How did these scousers dare to conquer America?" - the old woman cried out.
The frightened bear cub ran away. Since then he didn't want to know more about Bolivia.