Hammer and violin

Максима Артис Космополитес
You know to me being gay is like having fun... not sexual fun with other man, but with women for sure... And i am not talking about anal sex... I mean i don't mind to do so than my wife gonna say «Ok let's do it!», but i am not a big fun of it — to me it is some kind of misfit, while vagina is there... I mean vagina is definitely designed for sex while anus is definitely not... Of course sometimes you gotta use violin as hammer then there is no hammer than you need it, but if you got hammer it is away better to use it instead violin if you got to deal with nails... Not nine inch nails off cause — it this case you can use both, but if you are construction worker or carpenter you better use hammer to create violin then violin to create hammer,right?! Ok? So i guess i am saying that to me is being gay in sexual way is not possible because of women... I mean there is too much woman on Earth for one violin player, you know... I mean i hate to use labels and say somethings like "he is homosexual and he is straight", but each time than i start think in gay way about some wonderful person, some celebrity for example... Something like «wow Gerald Leto is not only hot, but also really talented smart and crazy at the same time» = my type or women you know)... Each time i start think about him or anyone else in gay way and then OOPS and here is some boobs ruin the scene... And i am like «Oh yeah, he is something and if we were on some forsaken island... Oh, what a boobs! Sorry Gerrard, but there is too much boobs on Earth to think about your penis or ass no matter how beautiful person you are!» So what can i say? I guess women is the only reason why i use my violin only to play music and hammer to deal with Nine Inch Nails...Just kidding — great band if you can call them band, while there is one man orchestra... Normal situation to me... And i guess that is why i am sometimes using hammer to play on violin or guitar...

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