Ray Bradbury. The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit

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                Ray Bradbury
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                The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit
                1958

     It  was  summer  twilight  in  the city and out front of the quiet-clicking
pool-hall  three  young  Mexican-American  men  breathed the warm air and looked
around  at  the  world. Sometimes they talked and sometimes they said nothing at
all, but watched the cars glide by like black panthers on the hot asphalt or saw
trolleys  loom  up  like  thunderstorms, scatter lightning, and rumble away into
silence.
     "Hey,"  sighed Martinez, at last. He was the youngest, the most sweetly sad
of the three. "It's a swell night, huh? Swell."
     As he observed the world it moved very close and then drifted away and then
came  close  again.  People,  brushing  by,  were  suddenly  across  the street.
Buildings  five  miles  away  suddenly  leaned  over  him.  But most of the time
everything, people, cars, and buildings, stayed way out on the edge of the world
and could not be touched. On this quiet warm summer evening, Martinez's face was
cold.
     "Nights like this you wish... lots of things."
     "Wishing,"  said  the  second  man, Villanazul, a man who shouted books out
loud  in  his  room,  but  spoke only in whispers on the street. "Wishing is the
useless pastime of the unemployed."
     "Unemployed?"  cried Vamenos, the unshaven. "Listen to him! We got no jobs,
no money!"
     "So," said Martinez, "we got no friends."
     "True."  Villanazul  gazed off towards the green plaza where the palm-trees
swayed  in the soft night wind. "Do you know what I wish? I wish to go into that
plaza  and speak among the businessmen who gather there nights to talk big talk.
But  dressed as I am, poor as I am, who would listen? So, Martinez, we have each
other. The friendship of the poor is real friendship. We -"
     But  now  a  handsome young Mexican with a fine thin moustache strolled by.
And  on  each  of his careless arms hung a laughing woman. "Madre mia!" Martinez
slapped his own brow. "How does that one rate two friends?"
     "It's  his  nice  new white summer suit." Vamenos chewed a black thumbnail.
"He looks sharp."
     Martinez  leaned  out  to  watch the three people moving away, and then the
tenement  across  the  street, in one fourth-floor window of which, far above, a
beautiful  girl  leaned  out, her dark hair faintly stirred by the wind. She had
been  there  for  ever,  which  was to say, for six weeks. He had nodded, he had
raised  a hand, he had smiled, he had blinked rapidly, he had even bowed to her,
on  the  street,  in the hall when visiting friends, in the park, downtown. Even
now, he put his hand up from his waist and moved his fingers. But all the lovely
girl  did  was  let the summer wind stir her dark hair. He did not exist. He was
nothing.
     "Madre  mia!"  He  looked away and down the street where the man walked his
two  friends  around a corner. "Oh, if I had just one suit, one! I wouldn't need
money if I looked okay."
     "I  hesitate  to  suggest,"  said Villanazul, "that you see Gomez. But he's
been  talking  some  crazy talk for a month now, about clothes. I keep on saying
I'll be in on it to make him go away. That Gomez."
     "Friend," said a quiet voice.
     "Gomez!" Everyone turned to stare.
     Smiling  strangely,  Gomez pulled forth an endless thin yellow ribbon which
fluttered and swirled on the summer air.
     "Gomez," said Martinez, "what you doing with that tape-measure?"
     Gomez beamed. "Measuring people's skeletons."
     "Skeletons!"
     "Hold  on."  Gomez  squinted  at  Martinez. "Caramba! Where you been all my
life! Let's try you!"
     Martinez  saw  his  arm  seized  and  taped,  his  leg  measured, his chest
encircled.
     "Hold  still!"  cried  Gomez.  "Arm-perfect. Leg-chest -perfectamente! Now,
quick,  the  height!  There!  Yes!  Five  foot  five! You're in! Shake!" Pumping
Martinez's hand he stopped suddenly. "Wait. You got... ten bucks?"
     "I have!" Vamenos waved some grimy bills. "Gomez, measure me!"
     "All  I  got  left  in  the  world  is  nine dollars and ninety-two cents."
Martinez searched his pockets. "That's enough for a new suit? Why?"
     "Why? Because you got the right skeleton, that's why!"
     "Senor Gomez, I don't hardly know you -"
     "Know me? You're going to live with me! Come on!"
     Gomez  vanished  into  the  pool-room.  Martinez,  escorted  by  the polite
Villanazul, pushed by an eager Vamenos, found himself inside.
     "Dominguez!" said Gomez.
     Dominguez, at a wall-telephone, winked at them. A woman's voice squeaked on
the receiver.
     "Manulo!" said Gomez.
     Manulo, a wine bottle tilted bubbling to his mouth, turned.
     Gomez pointed at Martinez.
     "At last we found our fifth volunteer!"
     Dominguez said, "I got a date, don't bother me -" and stopped. The receiver
slipped from his fingers. His little black telephone book full of fine names and
numbers went quickly back into his pocket. "Gomez, you-?"
     "Yes, yes! Your money, now! Andale!"
     The woman's voice sizzled on the dangling phone.
     Dominguez glanced at it, uneasily.
     Manulo  considered  the  empty wine bottle in his hand and the liquor-store
sign across the street.
     Then,  very reluctantly, both men laid ten dollars each on the green velvet
pool-table.
     Villanazul,  amazed, did likewise, as did Gomez, nudging Martinez. Martinez
counted  out  his  wrinkled  bills and change. Gomez flourished the money like a
royal flush.
     "Fifty bucks! The suit costs sixty! All we need is ten bucks!"
     "Wait," said Martinez. "Gomez, are we talking about one suit? Uno?"
     "Uno!"  Gomez  raised a finger. "One wonderful white ice-cream summer suit!
White, white as the August moon!"
     But who will own this one suit?"
     "Me!" said Manulo.
     "Me!" said Dominguez.
     "Me!"said Villanazul.
     "Me!" cried Gomez. "And you, Martinez. Men, let's show him. Line up!"
     Villanazul,  Manulo,  Dominguez,  and  Gomez  rushed  to  plant their backs
against the pool-room wall.
     "Martinez,  you  too,  the  other  end,  line  up!  Now, Va-menos, lay that
billiard cue across our heads!"
     "Sure, Gomez, sure!"
     Martinez, in line, felt the cue tap his head and leaned out to see what was
happening. "Ah!" he gasped.
     The  cue lay flat on all their heads, with no rise or fall, as Vamenos slid
it, grinning, along.
     "We're all the same height!" said Martinez.
     "The same!" Everyone laughed.
     Gomez  ran down the line rustling the yellow tape-measure here and there on
the men so they laughed even more wildly.
     "Sure!"  he said. "It took a month, four weeks, mind you, to find four guys
the  same size and shape as me, a month of running around measuring. Sometimes I
found  guys with five-foot-five skeletons, sure, but all the meat on their bones
was  too  much or not enough. Sometimes their bones were too long in the legs or
too short in the arms. Boy, all the bones! I tell you! But now, five of us, same
shoulders, chests, waists, arms, and as for weight? Men!"
     Manulo,  Dominguez,  Villanazul, Gomez, and at last, Martinez stepped on to
the  scales  which  flipped ink-stamped cards at them as Vamenos, still smiling,
wildly fed pennies. Heart pounding, Martinez read the cards.
     "One hundred thirty-five pounds ... one thirty-six ... one thirty-three ...
one thirty-four ... one thirty-seven... a miracle!"
     "No," said Villanazul, simply, "Gomez."
     They all smiled upon that genius who now circled them with his arms.
     "Are  we  not  fine?" he wondered. "All the same size, all the same dream -
the suit. So each of us will look beautiful at least one night each week, eh?"
     "I haven't looked beautiful in years," said Martinez. "The girls run away,"
     "They  will  run no more, they will freeze," said Gomez, "when they see you
in the cool white summer ice-cream suit."
     "Gomez,"said Villanazul, "just let me ask one thing."
     "Of course, compadre."
     "When  we  get this nice new white ice-cream summer suit, some night you're
not  going to put it on and walk down Greyhound bus in it and go live in El Paso
for a year in it, are you?"
     "Villanazul, Villanazul, how can you say that?"
     "My  eye  sees  and  my  tongue  moves,"  said  Villanazul.  "How about the
Everybody  Wins!  Punchboard  Lotteries you ran and you kept running when nobody
won?  How about the United Chili Con Carne and Frijole Company you were going to
organize  and  all  that  ever  happened  was  the rent ran out on a two-by-four
office?"
     "The  errors  of  a  child  now  grown,"  said  Gomez. "Enough! In this hot
weather,  someone  may buy the special suit that is made just for us that stands
waiting in the window of SHUMWAY's SUNSHINE SUITS! We have fifty dollars. Now we
need just one more skeleton!"
     Martinez  saw  the  men  peer  around  the  pool-hall. He looked where they
looked.  He  felt  his  eyes  hurry  past Vamenos, then come reluctantly back to
examine his dirty shirt, his huge nicotined fingers.
     "Me!"  Vamenos  burst  out,  at last. "My skeleton, measure it, it's great!
Sure, my hands are big, and my arms, from digging ditches! But -"
     Just  then  Martinez  heard  passing  on  the  sidewalk  outside, that same
terrible man with his two girls, all laughing and yelling together.
     He  saw  anguish move like the shadow of a summer cloud on the faces of the
other men in this pool-room.
     Slowly Vamenos stepped on to the scales and dropped his penny. Eyes closed,
he breathed a prayer.
     "Madre mia, please..."
     The machinery whirred, the card fell out. Vamenos opened his eyes.
     "Look! One thirty-five pounds! Another miracle!"
     The  men  stared  at  his  right  hand and the card, at his left hand and a
soiled ten-dollar bill.
     Gomez swayed. Sweating, he licked his lips. Then, his hand shot out, seized
the money.
     "The clothing store! The suit! Andale!"
     Yelling, everyone ran from the pool-room.
     The woman's voice was still squeaking on the abandoned telephone. Martinez,
left  behind,  reached  out  and hung the voice up. In the silence, he shook his
head."Santos,  what  a  dream!  Six  men," he said, "one suit. What will come of
this? Madness? Debauchery? Murder? But I go with God. Gomez, wait for me!"
     Martinez was young. He ran fast.
     Mr.Shumway, of SHUMWAY'S SUNSHINE SUITS, paused while adjusting a tie-rack,
aware of some subtle atmospheric change outside his establishment.
     "Leo," he whispered to his assistant. "Look..."
     Outside,  one  man,  Gomez,  strolled  by,  looking  in. Two men. Manuloand
Dominguez, hurried by, staring in. Three men, Villanazul, Martinez, and Vamenos,
jostling shoulders, did the same.
     "Leo," Mr.Shumway swallowed. "Call the police!"
     Suddenly, six men filled the doorway.
     Martinez,  crushed among them, his stomach slightly upset, his face feeling
feverish, smiled so wildly at Leo that Leo let go the telephone.
     "Hey," breathed Martinez, eyes wide. "There's a great suit, over there!"
     "No." Manulo touched a lapel. "This one!"
     "There is only one suit in all the world!" said Gomez, coldly. "Mr.Shumway,
the ice-cream white, size thirty-four,
     was in your window just an hour ago! It's gone! You didn't -"
     "Sell it?" Mr.Shumway exhaled. "No, no. In the dressing-room. It's still on
the dummy."
     Martinez did not know if he moved and moved the crowd or if the crowd moved
and  moved  him. Suddenly they were all in motion. Mr.Shumway, running, tried to
keep ahead of them.
     "This way, gents. Now which of you...?"
     "All for one, one for all!" Martinez heard himself say, and laughed wildly.
"We'll all try it on!"
     "All?"  Mr.Shumway  clutched  at  the  booth  curtain as if his shop were a
steamship that had suddenly tilted in a great swell. He stared.
     That's it, thought Martinez, look at our smiles. Now, look at the skeletons
behind our smiles! Measure here, there, up, down, yes, do you see?
     Mr.Shumway saw. He nodded. He shrugged.
     "All!"  He jerked the curtain. "There! Buy it, and I'll throw in the dummy,
free!"
     Martinez  peered  quietly  into the booth, his motion drawing the others to
peer, too.
     The suit was there.
     And it was white.
     Martinez  could not breathe. He did not want to. He did not need to. He was
afraid his breath would melt the suit. It was enough, just looking.
     But  at last he took a great trembling breath and exhaled, whispering, "Ay.
Ay, caramba!"
     "It puts out my eyes," murmured Gomez.
     "Mr Shumway." Martinez heard Leo hissing. "Ain't it dangerous precedent, to
sell it? I mean, what if everybody bought one suit for six people?"
     "Leo,"  said  Mr.Shumway,  "you ever hear one single fifty-nine-dollar suit
make so many people happy at the same time before?"
     "Angels' wings," murmured Martinez. "The wings of white angels."
     Martinez felt Mr.Shumway peering over his shoulder into the booth. The pale
glow filled his eyes.
     "You know something, Leo?" he said, in awe. "That's a suit!"
     Gomez, shouting, whistling, ran up to the third-floor landing and turned to
wave  to  the others who staggered, laughed, stopped, and had to sit down on the
steps below.
     "Tonight!" cried Gomez. "Tonight you move in with me, eh? Save rent as well
as clothes, eh? Sure! Martinez, you got the suit?"
     "Have  I?" Martinez lifted the white gift-wrapped box high. "From us to us!
Ay-hah!"
     "Vamenos, you got the dummy?"
     "Here!"
     Vamenos,  chewing  an  old  cigar,  scattering  sparks, slipped. The dummy,
falling, toppled, turned over twice, and banged down the stairs.
     "Vamenos! Dumb! Clumsy!"
     They  seized  the dummy from him. Stricken, Vamenos looked about as if he'd
lost something.
     Manulo  snapped  his fingers. "Hey, Vamenos, we got to celebrate! Go borrow
some wine!"
     Vamenos plunged downstairs in a whirl of sparks.
     The  others moved into the room with the suit, leaving Martinez in the hall
to study Gomez's face.
     "Gomez, you look sick."
     "I am," said Gomez. "For what have I done?" He nodded to the shadows in the
room  working  about  the  dummy. "I pick Dominguez, a devil with the women. All
right.  I  pick  Manulo,  who drinks, yes, but who sings as sweet as a girl, eh?
Okay. Villanazul reads books. You, you wash behind your ears. But then what do I
do?  Can  I wait? No! I got to buy that suit! So the last guy I pick is a clumsy
slob  who  has  the  right to wear my suit -" He stopped, confused. "Who gets to
wear  our suit one night a week, fall down in it, or not come in out of the rain
in it! Why, why, why did I doit!"
     "Gomez,"  whispered  Villanazul from the room. "The suit is ready. Come see
if it looks as good using your light bulb."
     Gomez and Martinez entered.
     And  there  on  the dummy in the centre of the room was the phosphorescent,
the  miraculously  white-fired  ghost  with  the  incredible lapels, the precise
stitching,  the  neat  button-holes. Standing with the white illumination of the
suit  upon his cheeks, Martinez suddenly felt he was in church. White! White! It
was  white  as  the  whitest  vanilla ice-cream, as the bottled milk in tenement
halls  at  dawn.  White  as  a winter cloud all alone in the moonlit sky late at
night.  Seeing  it  here  in the warm summer night room made their breath almost
show on the air. Shutting his eyes, he could see it printed on his lids. He knew
what colour his dreams would be this night.
     "White..."  murmured  Villanazul.  "White as the snow on that mountain near
our town in Mexico which is called the Sleeping Woman."
     "Say that again," said Gomez.
     Villanazul, proud yet humble, was glad to repeat his tribute.
     "... white as the snow on the mountain called -"
     "I'm back!"
     Shocked,  the  men whirled to see Vamenos in the door, wine bottles in each
hand.
     "A party! Here! Now tell us, who wears the suit first tonight? Me?"
     "It's too late!" said Gomez.
     "Late! It's only nine-fifteen!"
     "Late?" said everyone, bristling. "Late?"
     Gomez edged away from these men who glared from him to the suit to the open
window.
     Outside  and  below  it  was,  after all, thought Martinez, a fine Saturday
night  in  a  summer  month and through the calm warm darkness the women drifted
like flowers on a quiet stream. The men made a mournful sound.
     "Gomez,  a  suggestion." Villanazul licked his pencil and drew a chart on a
pad.  "You  wear  the  suit  from  nine-thirty  to  ten, Manulo till ten-thirty,
Dominguez till eleven, myself till eleven-thirty, Martinez till midnight, and-"
     "Why me last?" demanded Vamenos, scowling.
     Martinez  thought  quickly  and  smiled.  "After midnight is the best time,
friend."
     "Hey," said Vamenos, "that's right. I never thought of that. Okay."
     Gomez  sighed.  "All right. A half-hour each. But from now on, remember, we
each  wear  the suit just one night a week. Sundays we draw straws for who wears
the suit the extra night."
     "Me!" laughed Vamenos. "I'm lucky!"
     Gomez held on to Martinez tight.
     "Gomez," urged Martinez, "you first. Dress."
     Gomez  could  not  tear  his  eyes from that disreputable Vamenos. At last,
impulsively,  he  yanked  his  shirt  off  over  his head. "Ay-yeah!" he howled.
"Ay-yeee!"
     Whisper rustle... the clean shirt.
     "Ah...!"
     How  clean  the new clothes feel, thought Martinez, holding the coat ready.
How clean they sound, how clean they smell!
     Whisper...  the  pants...  the  tie,  rustle...  the braces. Whisper... now
Martinez let loose the coat which fell in place on flexing shoulders.
     "Ole!"
     Gomez turned like a matador in his wondrous suit-of-lights.
     "Ole, Gomez, ole!"
     Gomez bowed and went out the door.
     Martinez  fixed  his  eyes  to  his  watch.  At  ten sharp he heard someone
wandering  about  in  the  hall  as  if they had forgotten where to go. Martinez
pulled the door open and looked out.
     Gomez was there, heading for nowhere.
     He  looks  sick,  thought  Martinez. No, stunned, shook up, surprised, many
things.
     "Gomez! This is the place!"
     Gomez turned around and found his way through the door.
     "Oh,  friends,  friends," he said. "Friends, what an experience! This suit!
This suit!"
     "Tell us, Gomez!" said Martinez.
     "I  can't,  how  can I say it!" He gazed at the heavens, arms spread, palms
up.
     "Tell us, Gomez!"
     "I  have  no words, no words. You must see, yourself! Yes, you must see - "
And  here  he  lapsed into silence, shaking his head until at last he remembered
they all stood watching him. "Who's next? Manulo?"
     Manulo, stripped to his shorts, leapt forward.
     "Ready!"
     All laughed, shouted, whistled.
     Manulo ready, went out the door. He was gone twenty-nine minutes and thirty
seconds.  He  came back holding to doorknobs, touching the wall, feeling his own
elbows, putting the flat of his hand to his face.
     "Oh,  let me tell you," he said. "Compadres, I went to the bar, eh, to have
a drink? But no, I did not go in the bar,
     do  you  hear?  I did not drink. For as I walked I began to laugh and sing.
Why,  why?  I  listened to myself and asked this. Because. The suit made me feel
better  than  wine  ever  did.  The  suit made me drunk, drunk! So I went to the
Guadalajara  Refriteria  instead and played the guitar and sang four songs, very
high! The suit, ah, the suit!"
     Dominguez,  next to be dressed, moved out through the world, came back from
the world.
     The  black telephone book! thought Martinez. He had it in his hands when he
left! Now, he returns, hands empty! What? - What?
     "On  the  street,"  said Dominguez, seeing it all again, eyes wide, "on the
street  I  walked,  a  woman  cried,'  Dominguez,  is  that  you?' Another said,
'Dominguez?  No,  Quetzal-coatl, the Great White God come from the East,' do you
hear?  And  suddenly  I  didn't  want  to go with six women or eight, no. One, I
thought.  One! And to this one, who knows what I would say? 'Be mine!' or 'Marry
me!' Caramba! This suit is dangerous! But I did not care! I live, I live! Gomez,
did it happen this way with you?"
     Gomez,  still  dazed  by the events of the evening, shook his head. "No, no
talk. It's too much. Later. Villanazul...?"
     Villanazul moved shyly forward.
     Villanazul went shyly out.
     Villanazul came shyly home.
     "Picture  it,"  he said, not looking at them, looking at the floor, talking
to  the  floor. "The Green Plaza, a group of elderly business men gathered under
the stars and they are talking, nodding, talking. Now one of them whispers.
     All  turn  to  stare.  They move aside, they make a channel through which a
white hot light bums its way as through ice. At the centre of the great light is
this  person. I take a deep breath. My stomach is jelly. My voice is very small,
but  it  grows louder. And what do I say? I say, 'Friends. Do you know Carlyle's
Sartor Resartus? In that book we find his Philosophy of Suits....'"
     And at last it was time for Martinez to let the suit float him out to haunt
the darkness.
     Four  times  he  walked  around the block. Four times he paused beneath the
tenement  porches,  looking  up  at the window where the light was lit. A shadow
moved,  the beautiful girl was there, not there, away and gone, and on the fifth
time,  there  she was, on the porch above, driven out by the summer heat, taking
the cooler air. She glanced down. She made a gesture.
     At  first  he thought she was waving to him. He felt like a white explosion
that  had  riveted  her attention. But she was not waving. Her hand gestured and
the  next  moment  a pair of dark-framed glasses sat upon her nose. She gazed at
him.
     Ah,  ah, he thought, so that's it. So! Even the blind may see this suit! He
smiled up at her. He did not have to wave. And at last, she smiled back. She did
not  have  to wave either. Then, because he did not know what else to do, and he
could  not  get  rid  of  this  smile that had fastened itself to his cheeks, he
hurried,  almost  ran,  around  the corner, feeling her stare after him. When he
looked  back,  she  had taken off her glasses and gazed now with the look of the
nearsighted  at  what,  at  most,  must  be  a moving blob of light in the great
darkness  here. Then, for good measure he went around the block again, through a
city so suddenly beautiful he wanted to yell, then laugh, then yell again.
     Returning,  he  drifted, oblivious, eyes half-closed, and seeing him in the
door  the others saw not Martinez but themselves come home. In that moment, they
sensed that something had happened to them all.
     "You're late!" cried Vamenos, but stopped. The spell could not be broken.
     "Somebody tell me," said Martinez. "Who am I?"
     He moved in a slow circle through the room.
     Yes,  he  thought,  yes, it's the suit, yes, it had to do with the suit and
them  all  together  in  that  store  on this fine Saturday night and then here,
laughing and feeling more drunk without drinking, as Manulo said himself, as the
night  ran  and each slipped on the pants and held, toppling, to the others and,
balanced,  let  the feeling get bigger and warmer and finer as each man departed
and  the  next  took  his  place  in  the suit until now here stood Martinez all
splendid  and  white as one who gives orders and the world grows quiet and moves
aside.
     "Martinez, we borrowed three mirrors while you were gone. Look!"
     The mirrors, set up as in the store, angled to reflect three Martinezes and
the  echoes  and memories of those who had occupied this suit with him and known
the  bright  world  inside this thread and cloth. Now, in the shimmering mirror,
Martinez  saw  the enormity of this thing they were living together and his eyes
grew wet. The others blinked.
     Martinez  touched  the  mirrors. They shifted. He saw a thousand, a million
white-armoured  Martinezes  march  off  into eternity, reflected, reflected, for
ever, indomitable, and unending.
     He  held  the white coat out on the air. In a trance, the others did not at
first recognize the dirty hand that reached to take the coat. Then:
     "Vamenos!"
     "Pig!"
     "You  didn't  wash!"  cried  Gomez.  "Or  even  shave,  while  you  waited!
Compadres, the bath!"
     "The bath!" said everyone.
     "No!" Vamenos flailed. "The night air! I'm dead!"
     They hustled him yelling out and down the hall.
     Now  here  stood  Vamenos,  unbelievable  in white suit, beard shaved, hair
combed, nails scrubbed.
     His friends scowled darkly at him.
     For  it  was  not  true,  thought  Martinez,  that  when Vamenos passed by,
avalanches  itched  on  mountain-tops.  If he walked under windows, people spat,
dumped  garbage,  or worse. Tonight now, this night, he would stroll beneath ten
thousand  wideopened  windows,  near  balconies, past alleys. Suddenly the world
absolutely sizzled with flies. And here was Vamenos, a fresh-frosted cake.
     "You sure look keen in that suit, Vamenos," said Manulo sadly.
     "Thanks."  Vamenos  twitched,  trying to make his skeleton comforable where
all their skeletons had so receatly been. In a small voice, Vamenos said, "Can I
go now?"
     "Villanazul!" said Gomez. "Copy down these rules."
     Villanazul licked his pencil.
     "First," said Gomez, "don't fall down in that suit, Va-menos!"
     "I won't."
     "Don't lean against buildings in that suit."
     "No buildings."
     "Don't  walk  under  trees  with  birds in them, in that suit. Don't smoke.
Don't drink-"
     "Please," said Vamenos, "can I sit down in this suit?"
     "When in doubt, take the pants off, fold them over a chair."
     "Wish me luck," said Vamenos.
     "Go with God, Vamenos."
     He went out. He shut the door.
     There was a ripping sound.
     "Vamenos!" cried Martinez.
     He whipped the door open.
     Vamenos  stood  with  two  halves  of  a  handkerchief  torn  in his hands,
laughing.
     "Rrrip!  Look at your faces! Rrrip!" He tore the cloth again. "Oh, oh, your
faces, your faces! Ha!"
     Roaring,  Vamenos  slammed  the door, leaving them stunned and alone. Gomez
put  both  hands  on top of his head and turned away. "Stone me. Kill me. I have
sold our souls to a demon!"
     Villanazul  dug in his pockets, took out a silver coin and studied it for a
long while.
     "Here  is  my  last  fifty  cents. Who else will help me buy back Vamenos's
share of the suit?"
     "It's no use." Manulo showed them ten cents. "We got only enough to buy the
lapels and the buttonholes."
     Gomez, at the open window, suddenly leaned out and yelled, "Vamenos! No!"
     Below  on the street, Vamenos, shocked, blew out a match, and threw away an
old  cigar butt he had found somewhere. He made a strange gesture to all the men
in the window above, then waved airily and sauntered on.
     Somehow,  the  five  men  could  not  move  away from the window. They were
crushed together there.
     "I  bet  he eats a hamburger in that suit," mused Villanazul. "I'm thinking
of the mustard."
     "Don't!" cried Gomez. "No, no!"
     Manulo was suddenly at the door.
     "I need a drink, bad."
     "Manulo, there's wine here, that bottle, on the floor -"
     Manulo went out and shut the door.
     A  moment  later, Villanazul stretched with great exaggeration and strolled
about the room.
     "I think I'll walk down to the plaza, friends."
     He  was  not  gone  a  minute  when Dominguez, waving his black book at the
others, winked, and turned the doorknob.
     "Dominguez," said Gomez.
     "Yes?"
     "If  you  see Vamenos, by accident," said Gomez, "warn him away from Mickey
Murillo's  Red Rooster Cafe. They got fights not only on TV but out front of the
TV, too."
     "He wouldn't go into Murillo's," said Dominguez. "That
     suit means too much to Vamenos. He wouldn't do anything to hurt it."
     "He'd shoot his mother first," said Martinez. "Sure he would."
     Martinez  and  Gomez,  alone,  listened to Dominguez's footsteps hurry away
down the stairs. They circled the undressed window dummy.
     For  a long while, biting his lips, Gomez stood at the window, looking out.
He touched his shirt pocket twice, pulled his hand away, and then at last pulled
something from the pocket. Without looking at it, he handed it to Martinez.
     "Martinez, take this."
     "What is it?"
     Martinez  looked  at  the piece of folded pink paper with print on it, with
names and numbers. His eyes widened.
     "A ticket on the bus to El Paso, three weeks from now!"
     Gomez  nodded.  He couldn't look at Martinez. He stared out into the summer
night.
     "Turn it in. Get the money," he said. "Buy us a nice white panama hat and a
pale blue tie to go with the white ice-cream suit, Martinez. Do that."
     "Gomez-"
     "Shut up. Boy, is it hot in here! I need air."
     "Gomez. I am touched. Gomez -"
     But the door stood open. Gomez was gone.
     Mickey  Murillo's Red Rooster Cafe and Cocktail Lounge was squashed between
two  big brick buildings and, being narrow, had to be deep. Outside, serpents of
red  and  sulphur-green  neon  fizzed and snapped. Inside, dim shapes loomed and
swam away to lose themselves in a swarming night sea.
     Martinez, on tiptoe, peeked through a flaked place on the red-painted front
window.
     He felt a presence on his left, heard breathing on his right. He glanced in
both directions.
     "Manulo! Villanazul!"
     "I decided I wasn't thirsty," said Manulo. "So I took a walk."
     "I  was  just  on my way to the plaza," said Villanazul, "and decided to go
the long way round."
     As if by agreement the three men shut up now and turned together to peer on
tiptoe through various flaked spots on the window.
     A  moment  later,  all  three felt a new very warm presence behind them and
heard still faster breathing.
     "Is our white suit in there? " asked Gomez's voice.
     "Gomez!" said everybody, surprised. "Hi!"
     "Yes!"  cried  Dominguez,  having  just  arrived  to find his own peephole.
"There's the suit! And, praise God, Vamenos is still in it!"
     "I can't see!" Gomez squinted, shielding his eyes. "What's he doing!"
     Martinez  peered.  Yes!  There, way back in the shadows, was a big chunk of
snow, and the idiot smile of Vamenos winking above it, wreathed in smoke.
     "He's smoking!" said Martinez.
     "He's drinking!" said Dominguez.
     "He's eating a taco!" reported Villanazul.
     "A juicy taco," added Manulo.
     "No," said Gomez. "No, no, no..."
     "Ruby Escadrillo's with him!"
     "Let me see that!" Gomez pushed Martinez aside.
     Yes,  there  was  Ruby!  Two hundred pounds of glittering sequins and tight
black  satin  on the hoof, her scarlet fingernails clutching Vamenos's shoulder.
Her cow-like face, floured with powder, greasy with lipstick, hung over him!
     "That  hippo!"  said  Dominguez.  "She's  crushing the shoulder pads. Look,
she's going to sit on his lap!"
     "No,  no,  not  with  all  that  powder and lipstick!" said Gomez. "Manulo,
inside!  Grab  that drink! Villanazul, the cigar, the taco! Dominguez, date Ruby
Escadrillo, get her away. Andale, men!"
     The  three  vanished, leaving Gomez and Martinez to stare, gasping, through
the peephole.
     "Manulo, he's got the drink, he's drinking it!"
     "Ole! There's Villanazul, he's got the cigar, he's eating the taco!"
     "Hey, Dominguez, he's got Ruby! What a brave one!"
     A shadow bulked through Murillo's front door, travelling fast.
     "Gomez!"  Martinez  clutched  Gomez's  arm. "That was Ruby Escadrillo's boy
friend,  Bull La Jolla. If he finds her with Vamenos, the ice-cream suit will be
covered with blood, covered with blood -"
     "Don't make me nervous," said Gomez. "Quickly!"
     Both  ran. Inside, they reached Vamenos just as Bull La Jolla grabbed about
two feet of the lapels of that wonderful ice-cream suit.
     "Let go of Vamenos!" said Martinez.
     "Let go that suit!" corrected Gomez.
     Bull La Jolla, tap-dancing Vamenos, leered at these intruders.
     Villanazul stepped up, shyly.
     Villanazul smiled. "Don't hit him. Hit me."
     Bull La Jolla hit Villanazul smack on the nose.
     Villanazul, holding his nose, tears stinging his eyes, wandered off.
     Gomez grabbed one of Bull La Jolla's arms, Martinez the other.
     "Drop him, let go, peon, coyote, vaca!"
     Bull  La  Jolla  twisted  the  ice-cream  suit  material  until all six men
screamed in mortal agony. Grunting, sweating, Bull La Jolla dislodged as many as
climbed on. He was winding up to hit Vamenos when Villanazul wandered back, eyes
streaming.
     "Don't hit him. Hit me!"
     As  Bull  La  Jolla  hit  Villanazul on the nose, a chair crashed on Bull's
head.
     "Ole!" said Gomez.
     Bull  La Jolla swayed, blinking, debating whether to fall. He began to drag
Vamenos with him.
     "Let go!" cried Gomez. "Let go!"
     One by one, with great care, Bull La Jolla's banana-like
     fingers let loose of the suit. A moment later he was ruins at their feet.
     "Compadres, this way!"
     They  ran  Vamenos outside and set him down where he freed himself of their
hands with injured dignity.
     "Okay, okay. My time ain't up. I still got two minutes and, let's see - ten
seconds."
     "What!" said everybody.
     "Vamenos,"  said  Gomez,  "you let a Guadalajara cow climb on you, you pick
fights,  you  smoke, you drink, you eat tacos, and now you have the nerve to say
your time ain't up?"
     "I got two minutes and one second left!"
     "Hey, Vamenos, you sure look sharp!" Distantly, a woman's voice called from
across the street.
     Vamenos smiled and buttoned his coat.
     "It's Ramona Alvarez! Ramona, wait!" Vamenos stepped off the curb.
     "Vamenos,"  pleaded Gomez. "What can you do in one minute and -" he checked
his watch. "Forty seconds!"
     "Watch! Hey, Ramona!"
     Vamenos loped.
     "Vamenos, look out!"
     Vamenos, surprised, whirled, saw a car, heard the shriek of brakes.
     "No," said all five men on the sidewalk.
     Martinez  heard  the  impact and flinched. His head moved up. It looks like
white laundry, he thought, flying through the air. His head came down.
     Now  he  heard  himself  and  each  of the men make a different sound. Some
swallowed  too  much air. Some let it out. Some choked. Some groaned. Some cried
aloud for justice. Some covered their faces. Martinez felt his own fist pounding
his heart in agony. He could not move his feet.
     "I don't want to live," said Gomez quietly. "Kill me, someone."
     Then,  shuffling,  Martinez looked down and told his feet to walk, stagger,
follow  one after the other. He collided with other men. Now they were trying to
run.  They  ran  at  last and somehow crossed a street like a deep river through
which they could only wade, to look down at Vamenos.
     "Vamenos!" said Martinez. "You're alive!"
     Strewn  on  his  back,  mouth  open,  eyes  squeezed  tight, tight, Vamenos
motioned his head back and forth, back and forth, moaning.
     "Tell me, tell me, oh tell me, tell me."
     "Tell you what, Vamenos?"
     Vamenos clenched his fists, ground his teeth.
     "The suit, what have I done to the suit, the suit, the suit!"
     The men crouched lower.
     "Vamenos, it's... why, it's okay!"
     "You lie!" said Vamenos. "It's torn, it must be, it must be, it's torn, all
round, underneath?"
     "No."  Martinez  knelt  and  touched  here and there. "Vamenos, all around,
underneath even, it's okay!"
     Vamenos opened his eyes to let the tears run free at
     last. "A miracle," he sobbed. "Praise the saints!" He quieted at last. "The
car?"
     "Hit  and  run."  Gomez suddenly remembered and glared at the empty street.
"It's good he didn't stop. We'd have -"
     Everyone listened.
     Distantly, a siren wailed.
     "Someone phoned for an ambulance."
     "Quick!" said Vamenos, eyes rolling. "Set me up! Take off our coat!"
     "Vamenos -"
     "Shut up, idiots!" cried Vamenos. "The coat, that's it! Now, the pants, the
pants,  quick, quick, peones! Those doctors! You seen movies? They rip the pants
with  razors  to get them off! They don't care! They're maniacs! Ah, God, quick,
quick!"
     The siren screamed.
     The men, panicking, all handled Vamenos at once.
     "Right  leg, easy, hurry, cows! Good! Left leg, now, left, you hear, there,
easy, easy! Ow, God! Quick! Martinez, your pants, take them off!"
     "What?" Martinez froze.
     The siren shrieked.
     "Fool!" wailed Vamenos. "All is lost! Your pants! Give me!"
     Martinez jerked at his belt-buckle.
     "Close in, make a circle!"
     Dark pants, light pants, flourished on the air.
     "Quick,  here  come  the  maniacs  with the razors! Right leg on, left leg,
there!"
     "The zipper, cows, zip my zipper!" babbled Vamenos.
     The siren died.
     "Madre mia, yes, just in time! They arrive." Vamenos lay back down and shut
his eyes. "Gracias."
     Martinez  turned,  nonchalantly buckling on the white pants as the internes
brushed past.
     "Broken leg," said one interne as they moved Vamenos on to a stretcher.
     "Compadres," said Vamenos, "don't be mad with me."
     Gomez snorted. "Who's mad?"
     In  the  ambulance,  head  tilted  back,  looking  out at them upside down,
Vamenos faltered.
     "Compadres,  when...  when  I  come  from the hospital... am I still in the
bunch?  You  won't  kick  me  out?  Look,  I'll  give up smoking, keep away from
Murillo's, swear off women - "
     "Vamenos," said Martinez gently, "don't promise nothing."
     Vamenos,  upside-down, eyes brimming wet, saw Martinez there, all white now
against the stars.
     "Oh,  Martinez,  you sure look great in that suit. Compadres, don't he look
beautiful?"
     Villanazul  climbed in beside Vamenos. The door slammed. The four remaining
men watched the ambulance drive away.
     Then,  surrounded  by  his  friends,  inside  the  white suit, Martinez was
carefully escorted back to the kerb.
     In  the  tenement, Martinez got out the cleaning fluid and the others stood
around,  telling  him  how to clean the suit and later, how not to have the iron
too  hot  and  how  to work the lapels and the crease and all. When the suit was
cleaned  and pressed so it looked like a fresh gardenia just opened, they fitted
it to the dummy.
     "Two  o'clock,"  murmured  Villanazul.  "I hope Vamenos sleeps well. When I
left him, he looked good."
     Manulo  cleared  his  throat.  "Nobody  else  is  going  out with that suit
tonight, huh?"
     The others glared at him.
     Manulo  flushed.  "I  mean... it's late. We're tired. Maybe no one will use
the  suit  for  forty-eight  hours, huh? Give it a rest. Sure. Well. Where do we
sleep?"
     The night being still hot and the room unbearable, they carried the suit on
its  dummy  out  and down the hall. They brought with them also some pillows and
blankets.  They  climbed  the  stairs  towards  the roof of the tenement. There,
thought Martinez, is the cooler wind, and sleep.
     On  the  way,  they  passed  a  dozen  doors  that stood open, people still
perspiring and awake, playing cards, drinking pop, fanning themselves with movie
magazines.
     I wonder, thought Martinez. I wonder if- yes!
     On the fourth floor, a certain door stood open.
     The  beautiful  girl looked up as the five men passed. She wore glasses and
when she saw Martinez she snatched them off and hid them under a book.
     The  others  went  on,  not knowing they had lost Martinez who seemed stuck
fast in the open door.
     For a long moment he could say nothing. Then he said:
     "Jose Martinez."
     And she said:
     "Celia Obregon."
     And then both said nothing.
     He heard the men moving up on the tenement roof. He moved to follow.
     She said, quickly, "1 saw you tonight!"
     He came back.
     "The suit," he said.
     "The suit," she said and paused. "But not the suit."
     "Eh?" he said.
     She  lifted  the book to show the glasses lying in her lap. She touched the
glasses.
     "I do not see well. You would think I would wear my glasses, but no. I walk
around  for  years  now,  hiding them, seeing nothing. But tonight, even without
glasses,  I see. A great whiteness passes below in the dark. So white! And I put
on my glasses quickly!"
     "The suit, as I said," said Martinez.
     "The  suit  for  a little moment, yes, but there is another whiteness above
the suit."
     "Another?"
     "Your teeth! Oh, such white teeth, and so many!"
     Martinez put his hand over his mouth.
     "So happy, Mr.Martinez," she said. "I have not often seen such a happy face
and such a smile."
     "Ah," he said, not able to look at her, his face flushing now.
     "So  you  see,"  she  said,  quietly,  "the  suit  caught  my eye, yes, the
whiteness  filled the night, below. But, the teeth were much whiter. Now, I have
forgotten the suit."
     Martinez  flushed  again.  She too was overcome with what she had said. She
put  her  glasses  on  her nose, and then took them off, nervously, and hid them
again. She looked at her hands and at the door above his head.
     "May I -" he said, at last.
     "May you -"
     "May I call for you," he asked, "when next the suit is mine to wear?"
     "Why must you wait for the suit?" she said.
     "I thought -"
     "You do not need the suit," she said.
     "But-"
     "If  it were just the suit," she said, "anyone would be fine in it. But no,
I  watched.  I  saw many men in that suit, all different, this night. So again I
say, you do not need to wait for the suit."
     "Madre  mia, madre mia!" he cried, happily. And then, quieter, "I will need
the  suit  for a little while. A month, six months, a year. I am uncertain. I am
fearful of many things. I am young."
     "That is as it should be," she said.
     "Good night, Miss -"
     "CeliaObregon."
     "Celia Obregon," he said and was gone from the door.
     The others were waiting, on the roof of the tenement. Coming up through the
trapdoor,  Martinez  saw they had placed the dummy and the suit in the centre of
the  roof and put their blankets and pillows in a circle round it. Now they were
lying down. Now a cooler night was blowing here, up in the sky.
     Martinez  stood  alone  by  the suit, smoothing the lapels, talking half to
himself.
     "Aye,  caramba,  what a night! Seems ten years since seven o'clock, when it
all  started  and  I  had  no  friends.  Two  in the morning, I got all kinds of
friends..."  He paused and thought, Celia Obregon, Celia Obregon. "... all kinds
of  friends,"  he  went  on. "I got a room, I got clothes. You tell me. You know
what?"  He  looked around at the men lying on the rooftop, surrounding the dummy
and himself. "It's funny. When I wear this suit, I know I will win at pool, like
Gomez.  A  woman  will  look  at  me like Dominguez. I will be able to sing like
Manulo,  sweetly.  I  will  talk  fine  politics  like Villanazul. I'm strong as
Vamenos.  So?  So,  tonight,  I  am  more  than  Martinez.  I  am Gomez, Manulo,
Dominguez,  Villanazul,  Vamenos.  I  am  everyone.  Ay... ay" He stood a moment
longer  by  this suit which could save all the ways they sat or stood or walked.
This  suit which could move fast and nervous like Gomez or slow and thoughtfully
like  Villanazul  or  drift  like Dominguez who never touched ground, who always
found  a wind to take him somewhere. This suit which belonged to them, but which
also owned them all. This suit that was - what? A parade.
     "Martinez," said Gomez. "You going to sleep?"
     "Sure. I'm just thinking."
     "What?"
     "If  we  ever get rich," said Martinez, softly, "it'll be kind of sad. Then
we'll  all  have  suits.  And  there won't be no more nights like tonight. It'll
break up the old gang. It'll never be the same after that."
     The men lay thinking of what had just been said.
     Gomez nodded, gently.
     "Yeah...  it'll  never be the same... after that." Martinez lay down on his
blanket.  In  darkness, with the others, he faced the middle of the roof and the
dummy, which was the centre of their lives.
     And  their  eyes  were  bright, shining, and good to see in the dark as the
neon  lights  from nearby buildings flicked on, flicked off, flicked on, flicked
off, revealing and then vanishing, revealing and then vanishing, their wonderful
white vanilla ice-cream summer suit.